"Mr. Bond, you have over 237 venereal diseases." --SNL skit (I forgot the specific number, but it was outrageously high) I'll be Batman. The darker side suites me. Plus, I'll be rich, have hot chicks, and can lead a double life that exists above the law.
You just knew you were going to get a response from me! Me too, Rick Deckard...replicant or not. -Ron Jeremy. You pick the flick- BobFinn* LMAO before I realized it was you. Still laughing. RR
Damn straight, RR. Roy Batty is still up for grabs! (Randy Spears has it all over Ron Jere... well, nevermind.)
John Candy in "Brewster's Millions." He got treated to one hell of a party. Spider-Man. Benefits include kissing on Mary Jane. Not to mention kicking some serious booty.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - Probably from Episode II where he is young, good looking, and gets to make it with Natalie Portman, although he was THE badass in the original trilogy. Not Anakin from Phantom Menace though.
so you hadn't heard of Angelina Jolie before!!!!! but seriously though, how cool would be to be Yahoo Serious in Young Einstein or Paul Hogan in the Crocodile Dundee movies
I'll toss in my ditto for Bond, James Bond in Octopussy of course... get to play with all the cool toys that Q comes up with and make it with all the fine ladies...and travel the world? Without a doubt... and Monty Brewster in Brewster's Millions.. man, could I spend that much money in one month? Hell Yea!
You guys are forgetting the original badass: Tony Montana He had the money, the women, and the best death a man could possibly ask for. "Say hello to my lil' friend!"
Robin Hood, from the 1938 Adventures of Robin Hoos with Errol Flynn. Or Tyrone Power's Zorro, Or Douglas Fairbanks' D'artagnan from the Three Musketeers. Dragon Ma from Jackie Chan's Project A II. Or his character from Operation Condor.
Frank Dux from Bloodsport. Maybe Dirty Harry Callahan (any of the movies). John Wayne in Big Jake. Indiana Jones is a good one already named. Bond is good, but you have to be British.
Yea, Indy is good..but he gets beat up too often! and who says I have to be British? In my fantasy, I am the first American Bond!