Where's the most embarrassing place you've ever farted in public?

I cut the cheese on a packed train coming home from a Rugby League game. It was woeful. Smelled like someone opened a rotten can of dog food!

The whole train was being loud and celebrating, then there was dead silence...I turned around and everyone had their shirts masking their face...I turned a little more and noticed that I popped it off literally in the face of some dude who was knelt down tying his shoes. He was gagging...I tried to blame my baby boys nappy, but the sight of a whole train struggling for air, and this poor guy suffocating on my regurgitated meat pie, protein shake & chilli fries made me breakout laughing!

My wife was less than impressed at my public rendition of the Bum Trumpet Symphony! Oh well, better out than in!!!

 

I ripped a silent one at a hotel convention room. As it was pretty rank, I casually walked to the other side of the room, but it was as if some invisible cloud followed me. Might not have seen the gas, but the frowns and looks of disgust was like a wave of dominoes.

To top it off, some guy walks up to me and says, "It smells like ass in here."

I'm surprised it wasn't a wet one. I haven't detonated any bombs that powerful since, but it's a nice goal to have.

 

Once in 6th grade math class, I let a silent one go. I smelt it immediately and thought it was pretty bad but wanted to not react and hope it would dissipate. But apparently it was so bad, the students on the whole right side of the classroom started muttering and yelling and all got up and ran over to the left side. I quickly got up along with the last part of the crowd in utter disgust at whoever did that.