I can just picture YoYao getting a "kiss" and not having any clue whatsoever to its real meaning. He would probably say, "Hey, is not summer, so people not suppose horny!"
Doh! It was a subliminal error. I was listening to "Us and Them" while I was posting that message. ......Don Clutch ...........Don Jeff Balke ........Don Dr. of Dunk
Ok ok, in an attempt to keep YoYao from being a trouble maker & to help him be a good model citizen during his probation period... let's remind him with the following mugshot whenever unacceptable behaviours are detected from him!
Austin, Texas (AP) -- Popular BBS figure YoYao was placed on probation today by the ClutchCity.net Authorities. YoYao, the BBS poster who was known for posting his pic, and contributing to general horniness, will remain on probation until he has completed 100 hours of community service. The decision comes after he was spotted asking perverted questions many times over the course of the past 3 months. YoYao shot to stardom when he posted his pic first in a thread about whether he was "hot or not". Several BBS Members then started what is now refered to as the "YoYao Photoshop Phenomenon". YoYao mania soon swept the BBS, as photos of the skinny man with asian decent, broken english and a libido to match Wilt Chamberlain started turning up everywhere. Then the "YoYao Quote" buzz made him a BBS legend. Many of YoYao's fans stood outside and protested the decision holding up signs such as "People Suppose Want YoYao Free!" and "Where are your head?" Public outcry reached a whole new level, when after hearing the decision, BBS Member Mr. Mooch risked his own senior member status to post revealing pics of YoYao on the site. BBS Crew member Dr. Of Dunk was contacted but did not return any phone calls, later he sent us a telegraph saying "No Comment"... YoYao had posted nearly 650 times before he was caught.
I have no clue. He has my addy because I offered to host an image for him. Funny thing is, his emails look nothing like his posts (perfect grammar). I don't get the whole Clarence Darrow reference.
he probably emailed Clutch an apology and made one, last fatal misunderstanding... he meant to write "I am sorry, Clutch, but please accept my empassioned apology of pure innocence." and wrote the most regrettable fortune cookie faux paus one could imagine. "I sorry, Clutch, but you have to receive my lustful purging of purulence."
Here is the email I got from YoYao (he said to tell the people on the board so I guess its ok to post this): hey, dude, I got banned, and happen to have your e-mail. so could you tell the people on the board. I think it is my time to quit. I have been spending too much time in this BBS, with my coming trip to europe, I won't have much time to visit the site. so, I guess it is better this way to call it off. I might visit the board in the future with a different name, but I would like to keep it secret, so you guys won't go on crazy with all the yoyao photoshop pictures again peace guys, love you all. had great time meanwhile, you can still find me in icq: #947547 or AIM: BMWMBD
