Eh, I used to be really paranoid about taking a dump in public places, but then I started working in prisons in the medical clinics. It's all about perspective- your average McDonalds is 1000% cleaner than a prison bathroom.
When I traveled a lot driving out of town, I had to go in some terrible places. I've had to use the side of the road too many times. What gets me is that if I have coffee sometimes it hits me an 30 minutes to an hour later and it is sudden. When that happens I have about five minutes or else there will be mess. My tolerance for dumping in nasty places is very high.
I just remembered something that happened last Saturday when I got the sudden urge and had to find a place quick. I was downtown Austin and there were three bars right next to each other on 7th street. I picked the one that looked the cleanest. It was some kind of country and western club with a full country band. I rushed back and took care of my business. As I was cleaning up, I noticed a poster on the wall of guys with their shirts off. I was worried that I had gone into the women's instead of men's room. I saw there was a urinal so I washed my hands and went out to find that it was a full blown gay bar. Guys were wearing cowboy hats, holding hands, and two-stepping on the dance floor. I thought that it was funny that I had to go so bad that I didn't notice what kind of club it was.
Some of you that answering that you won't go # 2 unless its your house, my question to you is, how do you people hold that Sh@@ in??? I don't really care what people think, if I need to go, then I'm going. You can't stop nature.
I'll do the number one in airplanes but the idea of ****ting on one no thanks bud. I also don't **** on really really dirty public bathrooms.
gas stations, public restrooms, airplanes or work..yes, work, there are some dirty mofo's out there... Now of course, in case of emergency, you have to do what you have to do...
I took a dunkin one time throughout school..... Cause if kids seen your shoes in the hall that matched the shoes under the stall.... You became a stinky topic.
How about in Mexico? Whenever I visit this small town where I have family, going #2 becomes a hassle! The plumbing there is not very good so you have to flush about 3-4 times before you're done. If you go and only flush the one time, that toilet will get clogged up! And if the restroom is taken and you really have to go, you're stuck with going in the second toilet, which is actually like a concrete pipe over a hole in the ground in the backyard.
