When You Place An Order At Jack in the Box When You Are Drunk - What Is It?

OH NOES

THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN SHIFTED

 

wouldnt go that far, but the guy is bragging about screwing 13 other cars over for 20 bucks.

 

thank god you set him straight.

 

yawn.

i want you to curve the bullet.

 

That's a good point...

Anyone here with halfway decent HAXXOR skills who can trace his location so we can exact vigilante gang-beating justice on him?

 

If it makes you feel any better, I was most likely wasted out of my mind at the time, which was 13 years ago. Also, I do seem to remember executing a double digit flip-off to the 13 unlucky patrons as I peeled out of the parking lot with my treasure trove of burgers and change.

 

Don't try to make excuses. If I ever see you at Jack in the Box again I'm going to smash your face in for all that you've done. Jack don't play that.

 

Man wouldnt this be a bad ass Jack in The Box Commercial!

 

not even sure what that is supposed to mean but uhm. ok.

i'm glad that you speak up for the little man. those silent oppressed who were cut in front of. those quiet few hoping for honest service and respect for the social contract we americans have between one another; to NEVER CUT.

death to all who cut in line.

 

oh, you'll learn son. believe me - you will indeed learn.

 

am i your son? lessons?

please. troll somewhere else.

you lambast a poster who cut in line. my only point is that you should look at the bigger picture (read: who f**king cares). i sure hope being high and mighty, mr. condescending suburban philosopher who posts non-sequitors and esoteric metaphors to sound poetic and indifferent make you the hipster you obviously aim to be.

so... we have a thread about drunken munchies, and cardpire comes in, annihilates all who dare to cut in line, disagree with your holy opinion and pursue the crown you feel entitled to: CHAMPION OF THE INTERNETS. i'm TRULY sorry to those who don't feel like reading another poster rant-rebuttal (i'm one of the jaded ones too), but people who post or argue with the goal of being victorious/right/cooler/respected are completely missing the point. the idea is to share information and respond intelligently, objectively. these trolls need to be eradicated.

congrats man, you look so cool being the bearer of wisdom. i mean you are clearly too hip to form a rebuttal, because who needs them when you've got curt, meaningless rhetoric to fall back on. a smart ass in anonymity is a coward on display.

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uh oh....he's meltin down folks....and he's using big boy words! awwwwwww...is wittle bitty shipwrecky wecky gettin maddy waddy??

 

sausage breakfast jack.

 

Thank god cardpire is here to keep everyone on the straight and narrow.

 

jack in the crack sucks big hairy donkey dick

 

The 99 cent tacos. I have to be drunk to love them. Don't drink and buy!

 

It's funny that our government allows us to purchase and drink perfectly legal intoxicating cocktails and then we pretend that it doesn't happen that people do it and then have to get home afterward. I don't see cots lined up outside the booze district.

Good luck finding a DD that wants to hang out with the kind of people who aren't even fit to drive themselves home. Send me a postcard from Mars.

What are we to do? Prohibition part 2? As a libertarian I wouldn't stand for it.

I'm against drunk driving (and puppy kicking). It's sad that some people are flawed enough to get behind the wheel of a car when we know our limits if we are any kind of drinker and know when we become a danger to society. Some people are just a-holes. Most a-hole crimes are not committed while intoxicated (I don't have a stat for that. Someone back me up or correct me, but I feel safe saying that.)

Just don't be a ****** when you know it's only chemically induced. You don't need an extra thousand calories after ingesting a thousand in liquor. That's your entire daily intake all after midnight. Fattys. Ya fat bastards. =)