When You Place An Order At Jack in the Box When You Are Drunk - What Is It?

Hoff like it drunk!!!!!

 

The guy admitted to driving drunk. Apparently he thinks its ok because he knows someone else whose done it, who apparently is related to him...

 

JITB is usually my last choice for drunk eating as well, but it definitely ranks ahead of Cabana....I really don't get the infatuation with either place, but whatever.

When I do go for JITB, there's one thing and one thing only that I crave: the sirloin breakfast burrito. THAT thing is farking GOOD.

 

Dude, driving drunk is awesome. It's like a video game.

RC Cola and DrexlerFan know what I'm talkin' bout . Woot! Woot!

Also, why would you go to the crack when there is a place called Whatabeez.

 

I got toasted last night and tried to stop at JITB on the way home.

The line in the drive-thru was so long I blew it off.

 

Wait a minute... A perfect storm of fast food, public intoxication, and late night posting... with no sign or mention of Fatty?

The apocalypse is upon us.

 

Either that or he got popped for another DUI....

 

You are a big douche bag for driving drunk. Can't wait till they put you behind bars when you kill someone.

MANSLAUGHTERER!

 

I LOLed.

Why is everyone trashing drinking and driving? It's America's fourth favorite sport, just edging out hockey.

 

About 15 years ago they had a deal where you could get a taco, cheeseburger, and fries for like 99 cents. I think it was right after some people died from eating their meat (that's what she said). Anyone remember that?

 

When you lose loved ones over some idiot who gets behind the wheel drunk, then its not a funny joke anymore.

 

All the kool kidz at my school used to drink and drive. They also listened to Dave Matthews Band really loud. Sometimes they wore Teva sandals in the winter time.

 

I suspect 90% of the posters in this thread have a problem with the Japan waistline thread.

 

Caucasian 1994???

 

Were you driving?

 

Getting back on topic....I rarely drink so I can't say this completely applies to me, but I do now that when I go to JITB I almost always order....

2 tacos
99 cent chicken sandwich
curly fries

or

spicy chicken sandwich combo with curly fries.

Either way, I gotta have my curly fries!

Pugs

 

I like my tacos like my women. Spicy, crunchy, and full of miracle whip.

 

I remember one time, I was 2nd of about 15 cars in line to order. This was right after the bars closed. I had been waiting forever at this point, when some dude came up to my car and offered me 20 bucks to cut in line. I accepted, and came home with a freaking feast!

 

Sirloin Steak Melt (plus heart attack) FTW

 

congrats, you're a true scumbag. you do realize that you let him cut in front of the 13 people behind you without any of them receiving compensation for it, right?