That brings back memories. Once in Jr High I had a bad case of the runs. I was in the lockerroom letting it fly. Some kids came in and kicked the door in so hard it fell off the hinges. I don't know if they knew I was in there, but when they saw the pain I was in a look came over their faces like "dude, I'm sorry".
dude..this happened to me in 1st grade, except kids were popping their heads back and forth under the stall walls yelling and laughing. there must have been 5-8 kids doing that.
if you do this, your butt will get covered with arse juice droplets (mixtures of toilet water and schit) depending on how powerful the toilet flusher thingee is. that's not cool.
Yeah, I don't see any reason in letting somone know you're there. If the door is closed and locked, that should be an indication that the stall is being used, no? What I really hate is when I'm pinching one off at work and somone comes into the bathroom and takes the empty stall RIGHT NEXT TO ME when there are plenty of opens talls that aren't RIGHT NEXT TO ME. This is riduculous. I assumed wrongly that it is a Man rule that, unless there are none available, you don't take a dump in a stall right next to someone that is already taking a dump in the adjacent stall. Maybe this is why you'd cough, or make a noise? So the person doesn't sh*t next to you?
I try not to go in public places, but if there is no other choice, I clean the lid and put plenty of toliet paper down...Airports are the worst...
Be quiet. And shouldn't you be able to "time" your toilet habits around home, or at least a familiar work setting? Back in high school, I would walk across to the field house (football) during class time if I had to go... no one was over there during that time. Elementary school was horrible though.
That reminds of the time in 8th grade when I was dropping a toxic load. The 3rd graders (private schook K-8) in my sisters class came strolling in. Curious bunch wanted to know who was in the stall. They go, look it is "The Giant", what they called me. Then they go he is taking a poop, and then another goes and it stinks. What can I say, if it was loud and smelly, all the better. Heck, I once cleared out the whole men's restroom near the food court in Northwest Mall during my high school years. Even the people in the other stalls ran out gagging from the smell. Ah, good times.
My brother in law refuses to go at work. He works in nice building where a cleaning guy comes every couple hours. He just won't go in any public place. I never did until college. First year at Jester Dormitory got me over any public toilet issues I had. I will draw the line. If there is crap everywhere or everything is covered in piss I won't do it. Oh guys, if you are ever in the Galleria and have to go do not use the mall bathrooms. Go into Sak's and use it. Your jaw will drop at how nice and large each stall it. It is impeccable clean. You could live in there if you wanted. It is the Shangri-La of public restrooms. Nordstrom’s is a close second. Cheesecake factory used to be very nice men's room maybe 10 years ago but now it is too popular and the place has gotten older. Oh man speaking of public places. Some guy was taking a dump today at Reliant during the UT game. That has got to suck. You know every inch of that bathroom gets covered in piss.
