Seriously, that's a really futile and stupid gesture. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put a flaming bag of dog **** on my neighbor's doorstep.
"It was genius! I waited 'til he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants, and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!" "Dude! " "I know I know, check it out, look. I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Oh man, I got him good!" "Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener in his mouth getting him?" "Because that makes Butters gay now!" "No dude, that makes you gay!" "Eh- ...what?"
Did your friend hack your account when you said Big and Pac were not well known when they were alive?
You know, I don't think I've ever had someone other than me post on here. Surprising because I've been on here from several computers and never log out.
With all these crazy situations Fatty gets into, his life is almost like the movie The Hangover. Appropriately titled too. Almost.
Well, this is awkward. I'm not gonna make fun of Fatty. Honestly, I am more amused by how, uh, amused Fatty's circle is of this 'joke'. I know you said you don't think this board gets 'your stuff', but this is a pretty common Internet prank.
Ugh. I KNOW I'm gonna get flamed for this because people always call me immature, but the funny part is that my mom scolded me on the internet for all to see. And I'm 37. It's not the prank that's funny. It's the fact that I got reprimanded by my mom for us being juvenile.
And in reading this thread, I have to admit that there has been some piling on and I am guilty as much as anyone. Yet, there is a part of me that thinks that Fatty actually enjoys people coming into his threads and "hasslin'" him. And maybe rimbaud is right although it was his post that sorta sparked this whole thing. Maybe Fatty is insecure and needy and feels the need to post every little thing that runs through his mind. Maybe Fatty doesn't want to grow up and hold onto a life that many people still wished they had even though that would mean no longer having a family and living life alone and as a maverick. I mean look at some of the threads he has done - "Should I Start a War?", the one on where he lost his class ring, the awesome thread, etc. Granted some of these may have been done in a drunken stupor but I do think some were sincere attempts by Fatty to tell us what is going on in that little noggin of his. And is that really a crime? If people really hate what he is posting about then just ignore it and go on (easier said than done, though, right? - I mean I join in on him as much as anyone). I would probably be doing the stuff that Fatty does except I don't have the time anymore, regardless if it is at work or at home. Maybe that is what Fatty needs - a job to keep him busy and a wife along with a baby. But then that would mean a lifestyle change! Don't worry, Fatty - it's all good. I know where you are coming from although I can't help but think you have misplaced anger at moes and finals. It is like you can't accept (or at least in the past) that moes was no longer a single "bud" like you and his act of marriage was a slap in your face. To you, it meant no more drunken nights at Treasures with the 2 of you coming home on Segways but to moes, it was never about that. It was about trying to find that someone to spend the rest of his life with. I know you were married once and it didn't work out and as a result, you are jaded and bitter and will probably never marry again. Yet, sometimes I think if you would change your perspective on some things, you would be surprised at what would happen. But then maybe you enjoy spinning your wheels from time to time, so what do I know?
I need to put my take on it, cause mine matters. I didn't think it was that funny. Juvenile? Sure, why not. Funny, pshhhh. That's it.
Franatically masterba--- wft LMAO *coke on monitor* OMG Facebook iz teh Awwesome1! Like how mavericks want to die with their boots on, there's those who want to die with their Stride Rites on. So juvenile fun is unsustainable (Ashton Kutcher doesnt seem to be maturing any even with a mature wife...anyways). To me its not too surprising knowing there's the Fatty types out there (if I may term it like that) ...what keeps it going is the age old issue of who keeps up with who - Women mature faster. And? So men have to mature down? Can't women immature UP?
This reminds me of that time when I was just about to get out of the office and me and Darren decided to go to Olive Garden for dinner and we grabbed Ashley and Heather and Darren was all smooth and said, "Would you two lovely ladies like to go to dinner? It's my treat." Damn that was awesome. So me and Darren and Heather and Ashley are seated comfortably at the Olive Garden and our waitress Becky comes up and starts giving us menus and I said, "LOL Darren doesn't need a menu, he eats here all the time and always knows what to get" and Darren was all like, "I have the menu memorized LOL!!!" And then Heather and Ashley both laughed and ordered some Italian margaritas and I was thinking that me and Darren might get lucky LOL and then the waitress came back and said, "Have you heard about our neverending pasta bowl?" and all the sudden Darren was like OMG and GRABBED MY MENU!!!!! lol that was awesome.
Ohohohoo that's hilarious Bob! You should have seen the empty look on John's face when I told the story to him. Boy did that old sucker have to be there or what? Loser doesn't even have a myspace. It's funny how the anonymity of the internet allows people to pretend they don't find me funny, when in reality, all of my friends tell me they find me funny! Why can't the world just accept they have to know me and therefore pity me to find me funny? I mean this story is SO me!
