It's so hard to get old without a cause I don't want to perish like a fading horse Youth's like diamonds in the sun, And diamonds are forever Very Dylan-esque
I hate it when waiters in a restaurant call me "boss." I'm not their f**king boss. Waitresses never do it, thank god.
Do you look anything like George Kennedy or Paul Newman? "Fetching the drinks, boss, fetching the drinks."
Honestly. . .when a man . . in any profession . . .calls me boss . . . I start thinking they are an Ex Con Rocket River
I hate that too One thing that made me realize I was old is when being around people in their 20's annoyed me.
Channel surfing. Calling the online world, "The Net". MTV Movie awards and I am lost as to who everyone is on the stage.
Feeling old is like peeling an onion. Every time I hit something that knocks the air out of me, six months later I'll encounter a new degradation of decrepitude that makes me realize what came six months ago was trivial, and I now I finally truly realize what it is to feel old. And six months later the cycle repeats.
my son's freinds in the 2nd grade are mocking him for not having a girlfriend yet! I will be a grandfather soon