In this election, you don't have a choice but to vote for someone who is willing to toss the Constitution aside. Bernie, Hillary, Cruz, Trump....there is no good option.
It is what the aliens told him to say before he was beamed down from the Mothership. I am sure he is full of all sorts of cultural information to help him blend in with the humans.
That episode is almost 20 years old and it's more relevant now than it was at the time. Good job Simpsons.
Agreed, TPB has long been my favorite movie. I didn't think there was anything that could make Cruz even remotely appealing, I was wrong. Still voting for Gary Johnson.
What we've learned is that good movies can reach bad politicians who are against the Constitution. It just shows the power of quality cinema.
Nice response by Cruz, he's a lot more likeable when he actually gives us a semblance of authenticity. No more half measures Ted. You have a point, you don't like something, go for the kill. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8cPgdMGf2Pk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Nice response by Cruz, he's a lot more likeable when he actually gives us a semblance of authenticity. No more half measures Ted. You have a point, you don't like something, go for the kill. (except the last minute he's bs-ing again there) <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8cPgdMGf2Pk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I'm not really a fan of Canadian Ted, but he did a good job there. Only someone as pathetic as Donald Trump could make Ted Cruz look like the sane choice.
First time Cruz...looked human... I kid, I kid. Cruz has been really flying under the radar and has garnered real support among the republican party. HE clearly is the biggest obstacle in front of Trump, and the party may just have to force themselves to back Cruz over a volatile and impulsive Trump. Frankly, I was expecting a more subdued Trump, but it has still been as divisive and polarizing of a campaign we've ever seen. Trump found a way to identify real anger among the American people, but his egotistical behavior is just getting tiring...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer claims Ted Cruz has had 5 mistresses <a href="https://t.co/43DT1Qylbh">https://t.co/43DT1Qylbh</a></p>— Stacey Dash (@REALStaceyDash) <a href="https://twitter.com/REALStaceyDash/status/712854306257518594">March 24, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
GTFO! I'm surprised he has been intimate with even one woman. And just so all the bros know: The Donald has had like 10x the number of mistresses and they've all been hotter.
