"Please vote for the guy I got on my knees to suck off, after he insulted my wife and father!". - Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz was gifted his senate seat........ he then was gifted the perfect opportunity to be the face of the republican party....... and he lost out to a guy that sold knives on infomercials........ now Cruz has to campaign for the guy that called his wife ugly and his father a communist.
Imagine a weird alternate timeline and Trump says the same thing to LBJ about Lady Bird or to Teddy Roosevelt about his wife Alice.
LBJ would drive his Buick to Trump's home and beat him to death with a tire iron. Teddy Roosevelt would just run over Trump on the golf course with a moose.
So far Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have had any hopes of the White House destroyed because they did not know how to properly handle a bully. Seriously, you know Cruz' wife is thinking about Ted being a coward every time Ted tries to thrust her.
I don't like Mitt Romney, but I respect the HELL out of him for not caving and sucking up to Trump. John McCain also wouldn't suck up to Trump before he died. There were at least 2 Republicans with a semblance of a backbone.
Maybe this is Ted's big move. Signing up for a bigot account on a new social media platform. Smooooooth move Teddy!
trump just put this guy (who trump previously called his wife ugly and accused his dad of assassinating Kennedy) on his USSC short list.
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