Plot twist: Cruz's "move" was finally getting on his hands and knees to lick Trump's boots. OP is the M. Night of Republican politics, well done and two thumbs up on this masterpiece!
So Texas Senator Ted Cruz has grown a beard. Christina Cauterucci at left leaning State Magazine (their tag line is "itchy for a slap fight") reluctantly writes that she thinks he looks "hot": I’m So Sorry to Report that Ted Cruz’s New Beard Looks Great Thoughts on the unwelcome semi-hotness of the Texas senator’s facial hair. {More at the link}
He has no move at all it's been shown so many times.His seat at the table will not last he had help getting past Beto but the next person that runs against him will beat him.
This honestly doesn’t look that bad. He’s got a lot of skin on that neckline and the beard helps break it up.
"Beard" : a person who pretends to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else in order to conceal the other's true sexual orientation.
Let's keep this thread on topic and move discussion of Ted's sexiness to the dedicated thread. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/sexy-photos-of-ted-cruz.238531/
Ted growing a beard is a part of his revised move-making persona. He is recrafting himself for more action and adventure in the days, months and years to come. Maybe even another presidential bid in 2024. He could be looking like the ZZ Top boys by then.
How do you go from supporting someone you claimed was the most intelligent candidate in the field to supporting a buffoon, a liar, and a clown who nicknamed your candidate Lyin Ted, claimed Lyin Ted's father was a JFK assassin, and made fun of Lyin Ted's wife? I bet Mojo has a cartoon for that. Mojo's posts in this thread are a goldmine.
The guy is a shameless, unethical lunatic. No wonder @MojoMan loved him, until he decided that he loved trump.
