Ha, that is pretty funny. Swank has nothing on me. "Dude" (That's mean...but I couldn't resist remembering her face from "Boys Don't Cry") couldn't handle what I do.
Wow, I came in here to post a serious response because I figured it would only be half jokes instead of 99% jokes. I know it sort of goes against the trend in here to be honest, but I don't really have any funny responses or memes that haven't already been posted anyway, so I'll just post my real job. I burn things.
Do you ever Black out in the sewer? Meet a giant fish? Turn into a jet? Bomb the Russians? Crash into the sun?
Sounds like a lot of people have no job, are ashamed of it, or it's some illegal thang... I'm an auto tech. So there.
I think it may be a privacy thing. Apparently, there are a few "rats" on the BBS. I read that from another poster.
I don't totally recall, but I remember in another post, some poster reported another poster for doing something, I think, at the university level. I may be wrong.
Yargh, I was really hoping some D&D Posters would admit they are hired copy/pasters. I shall summon them with my chant: Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Palin, Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Palin, Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Palin. I summon the D&D Posters! Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Palin, Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Palin! I summon the D&D Posters! If you haven't guessed. I'm Warlock. And pure EVIL! <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPLWbTh9_Nk&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPLWbTh9_Nk&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>