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What's your favorite rap "diss song"?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DallasThomas, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. mc mark

    mc mark Member

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    Whoever we are
    Wherever we’re from
    We shoulda noticed by now
    Our behavior is dumb
    And if our chances
    Expect to improve
    It’s gonna take a lot more
    Than tryin’ to remove
    The other race
    Or the other whatever
    From the face
    Of the planet altogether

    They call it the earth
    Which is a dumb kinda name
    But they named it right
    ’cause we behave the same...
    We are dumb all over
    Dumb all over,
    Yes we are
    Dumb all over,
    Near ’n far
    Dumb all over,
    Black ’n white
    People, we is not wrapped tight

    Nurds on the left
    Nurds on the right
    Religous fanatics
    On the air every night
    Sayin’ the bible
    Tells the story
    Makes the details
    Sound real gory
    ’bout what to do
    If the geeks over there
    Don’t believe in the book
    We got over here

    You can’t run a race
    Without no feet
    ’n pretty soon
    There won’t be no street
    For dummies to jog on
    Or doggies to dog on
    Religous fanatics
    Can make it be all gone
    (I mean it won’t blow up
    ’n disappear
    It’ll just look ugly
    For a thousand years...)

    You can’t run a country
    By a book of religion
    Not by a heap
    Or a lump or a smidgeon
    Of foolish rules
    Of ancient date
    Designed to make
    You all feel great
    While you fold, spindle
    And mutilate
    Those unbelievers
    From a neighboring state

    To arms! to arms!
    Hooray! that’s great
    Two legs ain’t bad
    Unless there’s a crate
    They ship the parts
    To mama in
    For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
    Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
    The good book says:
    (it gotta be that way!)
    But their book says:
    Revenge the crusades...
    With whips ’n chains
    ’n hand grenades...
    Two arms? two arms?
    Have another and another
    Our God says:
    There ain’t no other!
    Our God says
    It’s all okay!
    Our God says
    This is the way!

    It says in the book:
    Burn ’n destroy...
    ’n repent, ’n redeem
    ’n revenge, ’n deploy
    ’n rumble thee forth
    To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
    ’cause they don’t go for what’s in the book
    ’n that makes ’em bad
    So verily we must choppeth them up
    And stompeth them down
    Or rent a nice french bomb
    To poof them out of existance
    While leaving their real estate just where we need it
    To use again
    For temples in which to praise our god
    (cause he can really take care of business!)

    And when his humble tv servant
    With humble white hair
    And humble glasses
    And a nice brown suit
    And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
    Tells us our God says
    It’s okay to do this stuff
    Then we gotta do it,
    ’cause if we don’t do it,
    We ain’t gwine up to hebbin!
    (depending on which book you’re using at the
    Time...can’t use theirs... it don’t work
    ...it’s all lies...gotta use mine...)
    Ain’t that right?
    That’s what they say
    Every night...
    Every day...
    Hey, we can’t really be dumb
    If we’re just following god’s orders
    Hey, let’s get serious...
    God knows what he’s doin’
    He wrote this book here
    An’ the book says:
    He made us all to be just like him,
    So...
    If we’re dumb...
    Then God is dumb...
    (an’ maybe even a little ugly on the side)

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    Thank You Mr Frank Zappa! A white boy rappa before his time!
     
  2. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Do you think Jin actually knows that person's girlfriend? Tupac knew Biggie and Faith and was friends with Biggie. You're talking about guys who have probably never met each other and don't know anything about each other's friends and family.

    Second of all, I know who Faith is, and so do millions of other people. It's totally different, and its classless and ignorant and is negative for rap music.

    Furthermore, he crossed the line because he did it for money. All of that nonesense was about selling records, I really doubt Tupac thought Puff and Biggie tried to have him killed. Puffy isn't some ex thug like Suge Knight. He's never had that kind of rep.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    Weezer - No One Else

    "My girl's got a big mouth
    With which she blabbers a lot
    She laughs at most everything
    Whether it's funny or not
    And if you see her
    Tell her it's over now
    "

    That's hardcore, man...
     
  4. tozai

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    Jay-Z--Takeover
    Nas--Ether
    Sole-Dear Elpee
    El-P-Linda Tripp
    Eminem-Quitter
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    I meant do you know Faith personally, no you probably don't. So what's the difference between Jin lying and Tupac, if he was lying? Nothing. He said repeatedly after he got shot the he believed they did set him up long before he made "Hit 'Em Up".

    I know you and millions know her but do you know her personally? I doubt it. A lot of hip-hop these days are considered negative, classless or whatever not just Tupac and I know your not saying that Tupac is the only one but point out other people for the same thing. You think Jay-Z and Nas really hate each other? No, because they've said it themselves that their battle raps were pure entertainment and for making money.

    Let's see Puffy has never had that rep huh? What about the beating he and two associates gave Steve Stout, executive at Interscope records for airing the wrong video? What about the nightclub shooting? The getaway from the nightclub shooting. He may not have the jail time and other past experiences of Suge but Sean Combs is no angel.
     
  6. Got Em

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    I think you should listen to Jay-z's Takeover again...he probably had one good line in the whole song...it was about nas having "one good album in 10 years avg"...just my take
     
  7. tozai

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    You're right, but it's one of my favorite diss songs anyway. Kanye's beat...

    Better than any of the lame Ja Rule/50 or Dupri/Dre crap.
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Ain't nothin' named after George Jefferson's wife hardcore... :rolleyes:
     
  9. BlastOff

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    99% of these rappers reppin' thug life talk about it but aint about it...especially Tupac. His gangsta persona got him killed.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    I know it's really not a diss song, but G-Unit's "I Smell p***y" is pretty damn sweet.
     
  11. J DIDDY

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    it makes me laught when i see these rappers acting all hardcore on tv and in their videos. but i like the music, mainly because of its hard lyrics. hit em up was a great song. anyone heard of "u da wanksta" by blackchild
     
  12. Agent86

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    As others said, most people who were battling did not have and real beef but just trying to make money.

    Tupac however did have a serious problem with bad boy because he felt that beggie knew who shot him but would not say.

    "Hit em up" was an atempt to destroy the carrers of biggie and puffy. which for me worked because I dont listen to either of em.

    and for the record

    Tupac GOAT
    "Hit em up" greatest diss song of all time
    so GET OVER IT
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    Tell us what "Thug Life" is please, since you're such an expert and you know these people, their past and their daily activities. Better yet tell us what Tupac's interpretation of "Thug Life" was because it stood for something as far as he was concerned. Many rappers who actually rap about the drugs, killing, etc. have lived it, Tupac, Biggie, Master P etc.
     
  14. JJ

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    KRS-ONE has a song called "Outta Here". It is a diss song that calls out all the commercial rap out there. This dude is straight up old school and one of the pioneers of the whole hip hop genre.

    Ever think about when
    your Outta Here
    Condominium and Beach house
    Outta Here
    No doubt BDP is old school
    But we aint goin out


    This is an attack on all the commercial crap that has been called "rap" since the mid 90's. KRS-one and Boogie Down Productions were true pioneers. If anyone has the right to diss todays music, it is them.
     
  15. Sane

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    Hit Em Up's definitely going to go down as one of the best. Whether it was real or just for money or true doesn't really matter, and we'll never know.

    But Tupac's skills produced a song that would not and could not be matched by Bad Boy Entertainment, and in lots of people's minds, that song put a damper on every BadBoy song threafter.

    One of my favourite lines in any diss song though is:

    "Slap ma mom, slap the **** out of her
    She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
    Coz you're broke as ****, you suck, you're a ****ing joke
    If you was really selling dope, well then what the ****'d you stop for
    If you slew some crack, you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap"

    That's Eminem, not sure what the song is called though...
     
  16. moestavern19

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    Thats a benzino diss, either Nail in the Coffin or the other one.
     
  17. Lil Pun

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    It's Nail in the Coffin
     
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    I see Paris, I see France
    I see so-sos's underpants.



    Werd.
     
  19. OmegaSupreme

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    if you're gonna go there... you have to mention krs' "step into a world". its the same thing about calling out commercial rap.

    "i'm not sayin I'm number one...
    ...oops. sorry, i lied.
    i'm number one, two, three, four and five"

    good tune.
     
  20. SirCharlesFan

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    I don't know about y'all, but for my money I'll take ClutchFans very own moestavern19 and his "Diss It All" against another BBS member, truth. The classic samples Jagged Edge's "Trade It All."
     

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