since I just watched Fletch for like the millionth time..here's some of my favorites. This little proposition doesn't entail me dressing as Little Bo-Peep, does it? There has been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I have been trying to find out who's behind it, it hasn't been easy ... I don't shower much. The coroner had certified Stanwyck dead, or extremely sleepy. Look, defenseless babies! (to the Dobermans on his hood) Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. Using the whole fist, Doc? and a couple of random ones from Robin Hood MIT Blinkin: "Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs." Sherriff: A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy! Little John: Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. and even though this isnt a "one-liner".. it is still one of my favorite scenes in the entire movie. Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "sh*thouse."
Damn, pgabriel's nursing home reference in the bus driver thread reminded me of one of Ben Stiller's best all time lines... "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!"
"Last yeaar wen wee wohn, it wos Clouch City. Dis yeaar if we wiin it'll be Doubel Clouch." - Hakeem in "Double Clutch"
Does anybody remember that movie "Heaven is a Playground"? It's about this rich white lawyer that starts playing basketball in the hood...sounds stupid, but it was a decent low budget sports movie...anyways, Hakeem Olajuwon made a cameo, his only movie appearance ever, and had one line, but I can't remember that line for the life of me...
"Badges, We don't need no stinkin' badges" " The said you was hung" ... " And they was right" "You lolly gag here and ya lollygag there. What's that make us?"... " Lollygaggers sir?"
Nice one, HakeemDaDream... i love that movie...! "And don't let'em give you any sh*t about your pony tail!" - Sam Girard (Tommy Lee Jones) to his deputy Marshall "I'm your huckle-berry" - Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone "It's a n*ppl*... 'cuz I'm droolin'..." - Video mixer old man in Boomerang
1. I use the little bo peep reference at least once a day. i'm deadly serious. i'm still trying to work it into a court proceeding on the record. 2. I also like the part where he's telling Stanwyck's wife that he's a friend of a Stanwyck and that he just saw him this morning... Fletch: "You know, I was talking to Alan this morning, and you know what I can't figure out..." Wife: "Alan's in Utah." Fletch: "I can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning." This movie is more than a movie...it's a way of life.
Here's a quality one... "Low overhead, my boy! We pass the savings on to you!" "Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy, but I'm afraid I'll have to trust Floris on this one. She got her degree in speech impedimentology from Case Western... I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech."
Monkey in "Lonesome Dove" "Give her to me. Hell, ah'm mean as they ere!" (When Blue Duck says he's giving Lori to the Indians.)
i've never seen that movie...but i find myself quoting it in a conneryesque accent quite often. mostly because i think it sounds so freaking goofy.
1) If you manage to work that phrase into a court proceeding, you will indeed be a god...or in contempt... I really like some of the quips when he is interacting with the cops. Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights? Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights. Fletch: You can't keep me here, chief. Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out. Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but... I do believe that's a violation of my rights. after Fletch gets arrested....Karlin tells the cops that arrested him.. Chief Karlin: Why don't you two leave us alone? Fletch: Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other. and then there is the all time famous Chevy quote... "Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" "A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish." JUDGE SMAILS: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Why, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. TY: Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch. I think you're all f**ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f**king fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f**king fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our god*mn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're as*holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****! Chevy rules... I was just thinking of another movie that had some funny quotes.. "People on 'ludes should not drive." "What are you people.... on dope?" Customer: It says 'one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed' you moron! Brad: Sir, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
