Ordell Robbie: Is that what I think it is? Jackie Brown: Well, what do you think it is? Ordell Robbie: I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick. Jackie Brown: Well, you thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat. Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room. Accept no substitutes. Ordell Robbie: My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
Hoover Dam Guide: Now, are there any dam questions? Beavis: Yeah. Is this a God damn? Dallas Grimmes: 10 grand! I'll double it if you go back and do him. Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way! Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. It is a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick. Beavis: I poop too much. Little Old Lady: You might be lactose intolerant. Beavis: No, I poop too much. Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totalled, man. John Bender: Totally? Andrew Clark: Totally. Brian Johnson: I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp? John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp. John Bender: Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson. Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire? John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. Wadsworth: We're like the Mounties; we always get our man. Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man? Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Star: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
This is turning into our favorite scenes.... Here's my one liner "I like my coffee black, like my men" I think there are about 5,000 one liners from the greatest movie of all-time Airplane.
Heres a good one: Movie with the greatest single collection of one-liners Airplane Office Space Caddyshack . . . . . .
I'm surprised no one has mentioned: "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!!" Other favorites: "I like you, Sully. That's why I'm going to kill you last." - Commando "Hey! Where the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles "So you're saying there's a chance!" - Dumb and Dumber "I am... in a world... of s***." - Full Metal Jacket "I came here to kick ass and chew gum. Unfortunately, I'm all out of gum." - They Live "Let's show this prehistoric b**** how we do things downtown." - Ghostbusters "You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy." - PCU "I'm looking for Ray Finkle... and a new pair of shorts." - Ace Ventura "Hell, Lumburgh f***ed her..." - Office Space "Where does he get those wonderful toys?!" - Batman "Inconceivable!" - Princess Bride 'Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Spaceballs "What good is a phone call... if you're unable... to speak?" - The Matrix "Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?" - Goodfellas "F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, f*** you, I'm out!" - Half Baked "The Dude abides." - Big Lebowski "I am not a committee!" - Empire Strikes Back "Now I have a sub-machine gun. Ho ho ho." - Die Hard "No, you're right, McClane. I'm just your kind of *******." - Die Hard 2 "Are you aiming for these people?" - Die Hard With a Vengeance "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - Robocop
"It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." - Godfather II "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - Godfather II "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!" - Clerks
"Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!" "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour." ---Office Space (you should know)
"Well let's not start suckin each other's d*cks quite yet." - The Wolfe "Sheeeit Negro! That's all you had to say!" - Jules tried not to post in this thread. but very bored.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." or "Is this heaven?" "No it's Iowa"
"Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground. Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hillary Flammond: My uncle was born in America. Nick Rivers: Oh, really? Hillary Flammond: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency." -Top Secret
Anything from : Office Space(Naga...Naga...Nagana work here any more) Dumb and Dumber(Aspen...California) Caddyshack(You get a free bowl of soup with that, or what?) Monty Python(Ehh...It's just a flesh wound) Many of the aforementioned movies... Like Jeff, I will have to limit myself to the laugh-out-loud comedies...
"You can't handle the truth!" and a line i like even better from that movie "You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall." it is my goal in life to work that quote into a conversation somehow. also, from way back in the 2nd post i believe it's "Go find yourself a spin-cycle." Great Outdoors is a great movie. so many of the other great ones have already been mentioned. from Field of Dreams. JEJ's whole speech about "baseball is the one constant.... people will come ray. oh yes, people will come." love that movie.
