Ghostbusters and The Big Lebowski are the two funniest movies ever. Every line in those movies is the greatest one-liner ever. But the two greatest of the greatest are: "Back off man, I'm a scientest" and my sig.
....and probably, the most quotable movie that nobody's ever seen, High Fidelity... "I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and I've come to one conclusion...my guts have SH*T for brains!" "I wasn't interested in any of her nice qualities, just her breasts" "She's in the F*CKING phone book! She should be living on Neptune! She's a myth, a legend! Not somebody in the phone book!" "Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead." "Rob--and I'm telling you this for your own good--that's the worst ****ing sweater I've ever seen in my life. It's a Cosby sweater!! A COSSSSSBY SWEATAAAH!!" "John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theatre in a hail of FBI gunfire. You know who tipped them off? His f*cking girlfriend! He just wanted to see a movie." "We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five."
From Stripes: Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Leon: Ooooooh. Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you. Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. From The Shining: Delbert Grady: Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her. From Full Metal Jacket: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? Private Joker: Sir, no sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Well Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! Private Joker: Sir, the private said "no sir," sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! [Slaps Joker] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: You go**amned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! From The Shawshank Redemption Andy Dufresne: Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. From The Green Mile Paul Edgecomb: Your name is John Coffey? John Coffey: Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same. Paul Edgecomb: Oh, you can spell can you? John Coffey: Just my name boss. From North by Northwest Roger Thornhill: How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you? From Raiders of the Lost Ark Marion: Bar's closed. Toht: We are - hehe - not thirsty. Marion: What do you want? Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted? Surely he mentioned there would be other interested parties. Marion: Must have slipped his mind. Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it. Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more? Toht: Oh, almost certainly. Do you still have it? Marion: [blows smoke in his face] No. --------------------------------------------------------- There are many others; great thread here.
A guy builds 1000 bridges and sucks one ****, they don't call him a bridgebuilder, they call him a ****sucker. --Play it to the Bone
"The great Henry Gondorff." "Turn it off!" "You sober?" "Turn it off, will you?" "Glad to meet you kid. You're a real horse's ass." "Luther said I could learn something from you. I already know how to drink." -- The Sting
Happy Gilmore - "I was just looking for the other half of this bottle" Black Sheep - "We have all been screwed by Gov. Tracy, and now I am going to screw her!" Billy Madison - "He Called the **** poop!" Celtic Pride - "Maybe now I can become a born-again Christian, nobody wants a born-again Christian for their b****." The Patriot - "Before this war ends, I'm going to kill you" Friday - "You got KNOCDAFUKOWT" Half Baked - "Hey Scientist, I know this ain't your job, but just uhh, mop the rest of this **** up until I get back" 8 mile - "You ain't the future of **** b****!" The Matrix - "How will you use the phone when you cannot speak"
"Let's go get some tacos.." - The Doors "I will take these two cotton balls with my hand and put them in my pocket" - Robin Hood, Men In Tights "Now tell me Bobby, does Mr. Wallace look like a b****?.... Than why you trying to f$$k him?" - Pulp Fiction "What?! Are you on a cell phone? I don't know you! Who is this? Crank caller! Crank caller!" - Pulp Fiction "This must be Peruvian Flake!" - Up In Smoke Logan - "Nice costumes", Cyclops - "What did you want? Yellow Spandex?" - X-Men
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like.... VICTORY" "Never get off the boat, never get off the boat" "Terminate... with extreme prejudice" -Apocalypse Now
Kip Pardue from Rules of Attraction "I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."
You left off the best part of this quote... Sgt Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. We're all in this together. One of these men may save your life one of these days, you understand that? Winger: Then again, maybe one of us won't.
"What we have here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke All time great line. Guess I'm giving away my age D R
