"What is a Quince?? It's food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q!! And I got seven more!!" - White Men Can't Jump "What would I do with a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time, man" - Office Space "Moisture is the essence of wetness...wetness is the essence of beauty" - Zoolander "It's just like Beauty and the Beast...and if anybody else calls you Beast, I'll rip their lungs out" - Batman Can't forget the most quotable movie of all time, Pulp Fiction... "This sh*t's between me, you, and 'soon to be living the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain' rapist here" "If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a ***** hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass" ...and of course, Ezekial 25:17
"Excuse me, Holmes? What it is, bro. We're from out of town" "No ****!" Vacation and Airplane deserve their own threads!
" Brothers.....two weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops, imagine where you will be and it will be so. Hold the line, stay with me and if you find yourself riding alone in green fields with the sun on your face. Do not be troubled for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead. What we do in life, echos in eternity. Maximus Decimus Meridius , Gladiator " Sabrina, don't just look at it. Eat it!" Patrick Bateman, American Psycho " I taught you the value of information; how to get it and this is how you repay me!? Gordon Gekko, Wall Street
Vincent: "....but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good." Jules: "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know it 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker." -- Pulp Fiction
You'll never run out of lines from Wall Street. "Greed works, greed is right ... and greed, mark my words, will save not only Teldar Paper but the other malfunctioning corporation called the USA." - Gekko
"How's your mother Fokker?" - Meet the Parents ..."he said his name is Raalllllllllph." - Cheech & Chong "I was born a poor black child." "These cans are DEFECTIVE!" - The Jerk "eat it b!tch" "drity bird" "you're such a kidder"- Misery "noooo more yanky my wanky" - 16 Candles Plains Trains & Automobiles: Neal: "I wanna a f*cking car, with 4 f*cking tires, right f*cking NOW!" Cashier: "Do you have your receipt sir?" Neal: "NNNOOOOO !" Cashier: "Well your'e f*cked !" "You're shoplifting the pootie." - Jerry Maguire
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. - President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove If I have to die for a word, my word is 'poontang'. - Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler, Caddyshack I...am an FBI...agent! - Keanu Reeves, Point Break (possibly the worst delivery of any line in movie history)
Talk about a movies that hasn't been quoted yet "Leave the gun, bring the canolis (sp)" "If its one thing history has taught us, anyone can be murdered" "Our true enemy has yet to reveil himself" "He put a gun to his head and said either your signature or your brains will be on this contract" "Fredo was banging cocktail waitresses two at time"
I won't quote any dramas or I'd be here most of the day quoting Denzel and Gene Hackman. I'll just stick with comedy... We're all going to be whistling zipp-a-dee-do-da out of our assholes. - Vacation You're gonna die, clown! - Happy Gilmore Richard, who's your favorite little rascal, Alfalfa or is it Spanky? ...sinner. - Tommy Boy Winger: I gotta dry out or I'll be dead before I'm thirty. The army's my only chance. Ziske: You could always join a monestary. Winger: You ever see a monk get wildly ****ed by some teenage girls? Ziske: Never. Winger: So much for the monestary. - Stripes Are you boys the police? No, ma'am. We're musicians. - The Blues Brothers I can't believe I puked in front of Dean Wormel. Face it, Kent. You puked ON Dean Wormel. - Animal House Albert: Don't take that tone with me. Armand: What tone? Albert: That sarcastic, contemptuous tone that says you know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman. Armand: You're not a woman. Albert: Oh, you b*stard! - The Birdcage Ok, I gotta go. I'm due back on the planet earth. - Annie Hall **** you, **** you and **** you. Who's next? - Coming to America You better not let Rev. Jackson hear you say that. -- long pause -- **** Jessie Jackson! - Barbershop Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem yourself. - Dumb and Dumber Well, that's because you've got big jugs...I mean your boobs are huge...I mean I wanna squeeze 'em...I mean, ma ma, ma ma... - Liar Liar If I'm wrong, we'll go to jail peacfully, quietly; we'll enjoy it. But if I'm right and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. - Ghostbusters ----------- I could go on like this all day.
classic!! "put your hands together for mr. randy watson..." "sexual chocolate!! SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! (drops microphone)" - Coming to America
"I am serious.......and don't call me Shirly!" -Airplane "if i am not back in an hour .....call the president" -big trouble in little china "theres got to be something better than man, gots to be" -planet of the apes
"Aww sh$$ boy, that ain't nothing but ultra perm" "He saved GIIIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIGAN, from the Island" "Now won't you ladies turn around, Umm Yes, there is a God"
I could go all day with LAst Boyscout quotes. "I don't know. I think I f4cked a squirrel to death." "I was thinkin' about smoking some cigarettes" "You want me to spit on you, sara?"
