"How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works" -- Hannah and Her Sisters
"These are not the droids you are looking for" (accompanied by a wave of the hand jedi style) I try it all the time, and I just know it is going to start working soon.
it's got to be from the Goonies. Either "Baby Ruth!" or... "HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh...nobody think you're stupid Carl...as far as you know." -- Caddyshack "Real tomtao ketchup, Eddie?" - Vacation "Oh, Ed...I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet." - Christmas Vacation "It's all ball bearings." - Fletch
"Are you trying say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" -- Major League "Abby something. . . " -- Young Frankenstein
"That's what I love about those high school chicks, man...I get older, they stay the saaame age." - Wooderson from Dazed and Confused. "Richard...fat guy in a little coat...fat guy in a little coat." - Tommy Callahan, in Tommy Boy. "There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and you want to party." - Vincent Vaughn in Swingers
Every single word line and song from Billy Maddison every single line and action from Tommy Boy as a kid it was "Im surrounded by assholes" spaceballs "I feel the need... The need for speed" "I'll Be back" who does number 2 work for? one time in bank camp.....
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it." - Unforgiven "Well, aren't you gonna go for it?" - National Lampoon's Vacation Christie Brinkley in the pool... oh. my. god. "Hey **** yo momma!" - National Lampoon's Vacation "Hey Stan, you're in Ala-****in-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial." - My Cousin Vinny
Killing Zoe "No, in Paris it's good to smell like you've been f@cking. It will make them respect you." "Now - We do heroin."
my all time favorite dialogue: Joey : Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. Murdock : I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey : You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence? Oever : Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here. Murdock : But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs. Murdock : The hell I don't!! ( grabs joey by collar ) LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. Oever : Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
