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What's up with MLB Offense?

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Major, Apr 13, 2006.

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LonghornFan said:

Maybe their bats are now made out of Chuck Norris' skin.
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No, because we'd be seeing homerun balls that havent landed yet. Nice theory though.

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lalala902102001 said:

I have an answer for you:

First two weeks of the season.
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That's what I'm thinking. At least get through a few months.

That and of course the HGH thing.

#22 swilkins, Apr 14, 2006
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rezdawg said:

No, because we'd be seeing homerun balls that havent landed yet. Nice theory though.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play baseball and will not divulge the secrets behind his special bat. He understands that baseball is not ready, until he releases his shoe that would allow someone to jump 1000 feet to catch it. Oh and then there's that closed stadium thing.

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