I started out thinking that this song was not about that ... but ended up ruining my perceived innocence of my great great grands. NSFW FFS Spoiler: Lyrics There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's p***y Seldom plays and never purrs And I love the thoughts it stirs But I don't mind because it's hers My girl's p***y Often it goes out at night Returns at break of dawn No matter what the weather's like It's always nice and warm It's never dirty, always clean In giving thrills, never mean But it's the best I've ever seen It's my girl's p***y There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's p***y Seldom plays, never purrs And I love thoughts it stirs But I don't mind because it's hers It's my girl's p***y Though often it goes out at night And returns at break of dawn, break of dawn No matter what the weather's like It's always dry and warm I bring tid-bits that it loves We spoon like two turtle-doves I take care to remove my gloves When stroking my girl's p***y