Retired Screaming Eagle asking his son about his first jump in paratrooper training. Son says he hesitated at the door, so the instructor barked, “If you don't jump out of this plane right now, I'm gonna shove my eight-inch c0ck straight up your ass" and the dad says "so did you jump?" and junior says "a little."
Bomb squad called to hospital after WWII mortar removed from man's rectum Reckum? Damn near killed him.
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