Man bit on the penis by a cobra while pooping One year later, the man has made a full physical recovery, though I suspect the trauma of snake-bitten balls may haunt him for a while.
He was bit on the balls not the penis, that's not the level of accuracy I expect from a news source like boingboing. Please read the whole thing: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214442021002849
Boy, you asked for it (don't worry, it's European so you know it's classy): Spoiler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_Doctor_(song)