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I always thought Everyday is Like Sunday was the quintessential Corpus Christi song. Now it's perfect:
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Why you shouldn't watch p*rn in the same room as your parrot...

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Today I was driving in the Dallas area and I saw a hair extension flutter across the street. It was my first tumbleweave.

 

15 mins of Bryan Cranston

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Figured I'd post a selfie since I don't think most of you guys have seen me. Maybe we can get all the unsorted crew to post one too.

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Clutch vs Unsorted

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Lets try this one more time.

Clutch Vs Unsorted
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