What's the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?

Punched a strip tease dancer in the mouth, hit my friend on the side of the head, slapped another friend in the face, and threw a $200 jacket into the bushes at Mount Bonnell in Austin. My heavy alcohol drinking ended for good the very next day, 23 years ago.

Clarification:

Strip Tease- got up on stage as a dare from a friend- she kicked me in the leg as hard as she could, which she had every right to do. So I hit her.

1st Friend- some guys were talking s**t to me, outside the bar, my friend came up on my blind side as I stood by the car, and I hit him

2nd Friend- wouldn't shut up in the car- kept saying, "you started all the problems by being drunk...we could've got arrested..." just wouldn't shut up so I slapped him.

Suit- sober friend decides we're going to drive to Mt. Bonnell at 2:30 in the morning. Ran all the way up those long steps to the top- while doing so, threw my jacket off into the woods because I was sweating.


That's my only crazy story. I know people that have numerous stories worse than this- that was Houston and Austin in the 80s. I've probably broken up over a dozen fights in Houston clubs because I had 1 friend whose favorite deal was to get drunk and start fights given the slightest provocation. So my one incident was it for me. Alcohol is downright scary. I don't remember any of this, it was all told to me by people who saw me do it.

 

If I behaved in that manner, I wouldn't drink either. Were you keeping emotions in a lot? Alcohol allows people to open up a lot more.

 

Drove 30 miles, at 90 MPH, in an old beat up, green Pinto.

Spoiler

i wasn't sitting behind the wheel.

 

drank more alcohol.

 

rock concert at the Texas Motor Speedway north of Ft Worth:

barricaded shut a port-o-potty and kicked it over with somebody inside it