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What's the worst thing you can say right after sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by coolweather, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. Classic

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    You could always sing this classic by Luda:


    (Chorus)
    Hoeeeeee (Hoe)
    You's a Hoeee (Hoe)
    You's a Hoe, I said that you's a Hoe (Hoe)
    You's a Hoe (Hoe)
    You's a Hoe (Hoe)
    You's a Hoe, I said that you's a Hoe (Hoe)

    You doing Hoe activity
    With Hoe tendencies
    Hoes are your friends, Hoes are your enemies
    With hoe energy to do what you do
    Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw
    Ya'll professional like DJ Clue
    You pulling on my coat tail
    Now why you think you take a Hoe to a Hoe-tel
    Hoe -tell everybody, even the mayor
    Reach up in the sky for the Hoe-zone layer
    C'mon playa wants to Hoe our ways
    Them Hoes neva close, they open like hallways
    So here's the Hoe take for your Hoe Hoe crew
    And everybody wants some, cuz Hoes gotta eat too

    Chorus

    Your can't turn a Hoe into a house wife
    Hoes don't act right
    There's Hoe on a mission and there's hoes on a crack pipe
    Hey Hoe, How you doin' Where you been?
    Prolly doing Hoe stuff Cuz there you Hoe again
    It's a How wide world, (uh huh)that we livin' in
    Feline feminine fantastical women
    Not all, just some
    You How who you are
    There's Hoes in the room, there's Hoes in the car
    There's Hoes on stage, there's Hoes by the bar
    Hoe's by near and Hoes by far

    Hoe
    But can i get a ride?
    No
    C'mon ***** why?
    Cuz you's a

    Chorus

    You got a run in your panty-Hoes
    Even your daddy knows
    that you sucking down chocolate like daddy-os
    Your Hoes are horrible, horendous
    On taxes ya'll writin' off, Hoes is dependents
    I see the Hoe-rizon, It ain't surprising
    It's just a Hoe-asis, with ugly chiks faces
    Hoes don't feel so sad and blue
    Cuz most of us *****s is Hoes too

    Chorus
    (You's a Hoe)
    (Mutha****a, I ain's no Hoe)
    (???Yo my man hun???)

    (Mutha ****as,
    I'm so tired Of ya'll *****s always talkin about hoe this and Hoe that)
    (You the mutha****in Hoe *****)
    (I wasn't no Hoe last night)

    Hoe bring your ass
    (Okay hold on )
     
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    Hand me my ipad ... time to get some rep points on clutchfans
     
  3. kidcave9

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    Donkey punch .

    or

    you're a classy gal.
     
  4. LCII

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    You're Carl Herrera's alt?
     
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    Don't tell Paterno
     
  6. Prince

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    WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
     
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    Heres money for a cab
     
  8. nachbarFTW

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    IT"S JUST BEEN REVOKED
     

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