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What's the stupidest question you've ever been asked?

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  1. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

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    Stupidest question I have been asked....

    When someone from St. Louis found out I was in Houston, he asked how many horses I own. He was dead serious. I said none. Then he's like, "So, do go places in a car then?".

    WTF?
     
    #41 rezdawg, Mar 31, 2003
  2. rezdawg

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    *edit*
    Found out I was from Houston, not in.
     
    #42 rezdawg, Mar 31, 2003
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    My ex-brother in-law asked me this just shortly before he and my sister split up (thank God for small miracles):

    Does December always have 31 days?
     
    #43 Rocketman95, Mar 31, 2003
  4. Prempeh

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    I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

    Whenever people find out that my mother is from some islands off the coast of Africa...

    "Is she...black?"
     
    #44 Prempeh, Mar 31, 2003
  5. giddyup

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    Almost 30 years ago, I was in Colorado and met some girls from Nebraska. In all seriousness, they asked me if I rode a horse to school.
     
    #45 giddyup, Mar 31, 2003
  6. Phi83

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    "Is fire alive?"
     
    #46 Phi83, Mar 31, 2003
  7. Tonaaayyyy

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    Sometimes when I'm going out to places and I bump into my friends, they would ask me some stupid questions.


    At the movies...

    " OH HEY!!... What are you doing here??? " (umm... watching movies)


    At the park hoopin

    "heeey, what are youuu doing here.." ( umm hoopin )
     
    #47 Tonaaayyyy, Mar 31, 2003
  8. rezdawg

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    At Treasures

    "hey, what are you doing here?" (Gettin my freak on)
     
    #48 rezdawg, Mar 31, 2003
  9. JuanValdez

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    Well, you're name is giddyup. I just assumed you did ride a horse everywhere. :D
     
    #49 JuanValdez, Mar 31, 2003
  10. JuanValdez

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    Since my wife is stuck at the airport right now and can't post on the thread, I'll mention hers. I can't think of one of my own. As I've mentioned at some point in the past, she's half-Chinese and half-black, so she looks exotic. So people, wondering, will ask, "What is your nationality?" Huh? She's American.
     
    #50 JuanValdez, Mar 31, 2003
  11. cagey veteran

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    What a coincidence, rezdawg, I have been asked the same stupid question at the T. I think I answered "Why wouldn't I be here?" :p
     
    #51 cagey veteran, Mar 31, 2003
  12. Another Brother

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    As soon as most people find out what I do for work they immediately ask, "Are you funny?"

    I guarantee you that one of these days I'm gonna kick one of these guys in the nuts and ask them, "Does that hurt?"
     
    #52 Another Brother, Mar 31, 2003
  13. Mack

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    I was in an Animal Physiology lab dissecting a minx (cat-like animal). A nursing student from another course pokes me, and says,

    "Is that a dinosaur?"
     
    #53 Mack, Mar 31, 2003
  14. AntiSonic

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    That is hands down, the funniest thing I have ever read on this BBS.

    Thank you. :)
     
    #54 AntiSonic, Mar 31, 2003
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Another Brother:

    I'm sorry, what do you do for a living?
    Just Curious.:)
     
    #55 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 31, 2003
  16. Another Brother

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    click here
     
    #56 Another Brother, Mar 31, 2003
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Dude! That is totally cool. So... Are you funny?:D
    (sorry, couldn't resist.)
     
    #57 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 31, 2003
  18. Heretic

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    "You really lived in Alaska? Was it cold up there?"

    That's the top one at the moment.
     
    #58 Heretic, Mar 31, 2003
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    LMAO!!!

    Mine would have to be questions at fast food restraunts...

    Would you like fries with that?
    or
    Is that all?
    Here's my response:
    No, I want fries, I was just seeing if you were paying attention to my order!
    and
    No, I just stopped oredering for 2 minutes to catch my breath cuz I'm fat, overweight, and asthmatic!:)
     
    #59 Two Sandwiches, Mar 31, 2003
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