one Time My Stepdad said his Brother and his friends were all drinking out fo a pitcher of Fizzies (Whatever that is) And when They passed it to him he tipped it up to take a drink and saw a dead rat in the bottom of it .
There was that time I was on a plane that crashed in the mountains, and me and the other survivors had to snack on the flesh of the crash victims. Wouldn't have been so bad except that we were out of Farva beans. Slrp slrpslrpslrpslrpslrpslrpSLRP!
In the islands we eat fruit bat. It seems gross to everybody here but it is pretty good. It is actually the cleanest, purest mammal you can eat, since they only eat mangoes and the like. Also had stingray and that's pretty good, too, if you can get past the color of the meat being blue.
I don't mind alligator and frog - but they both are kind of sticky, which is a little gross. Pan fried beef tongue rocks - I cook it with a little butter and salt and pepper. The key is you have to cut it into really thin slices. I also like gizzards and moose meat the same way. I've had tripe, but it didn't have much flavor. I've eaten raw horse meat - I prefer it to raw fish actually. I guess the grossest thing I've eaten is sour octupus dumplings. I didn't know what I was putting into my mouth - it looked like a small pastry 1 inch around. I put it in my mouth - and burned my mouth because it was too hot. It tasted sour, and when you tried to chew it, it was all rubbery. My brother and I ran to the bathroom to spit it out while the Japanese people around us broke into laughter.
Quit it, you're making me nauseous! A similar discussion was going on here at work a few weeks ago and someone told me that microscopic bugs are in bread. I love hoagies and boy, it's been hard to eat them since!
when you were little you ate sh*t I guarantee it.. I am sure every one of you has had few drops of urine at least... well I have been to india for starters... graphically gross :I was severly drunk and so was she... I ate her out and then we had started having sex then when I was finished I placed the condom in the toilet..it had blood on it..then I instantly went to the sink and spit...I was spitting blood.. 'i am sorry baby I thought I was finished' yeah thanks... have you ever vomited goldschlagher, rumpleminz, tequila, 2 double decker taco supremes, big beef nacho supreme and menstrational blood?? the hard part is finding the girl (at just the right time mind you) the rumpleminz and goldschlager and a decent taco bell just before closing time without a huge drive thru line.. when I lived spain they eat dried pigs blood thats black color with rice...it was pretty nasty but people I have talked to are like 'yeah black pudding ..I love that stuff'..in spain we used to eat squid in its own ink ( plate with black ink everywhere nice with tentacles and suction cups---ahhh) which I personally think is nasty but they seem to love in there... in bangkok they sell bugs of all sort on the streets but I never had any.. when I was younger I was eating peanut butter and jelly ( grape jelly) and it was in a room that was a little darkly lit.. anyway I took a bite into it and there was a crunching noise..I pull out a leg ( bent at an angle and spiny ) and came to the realization that I was eating roach.. apparently the roach had crawled and then died inside the grape jelly and due to the grape color and darkly lit room I had no idea... I still for some reason just think that was nastier then the bloody period or stuff I ate in india ( although I cant confirm the india one)
When I was in Argentina, I was with some friends and they brought in some slices of cake.... like coffee cake. And being a sucker for anything edible, I took a slice. I was chewing it up and suddenly the inside of my mouth started to hurt all over... I looked down and this huge ant was crawling inside the cake. I realized I was getting bit like crazy on the inside of my mouth so I bolted like hell to the sink and started spitting out cake and chewed up ants like you wouldn't believe. Must have rinsed my mouth out 100 times.... After I was done I looked at the other slices of cake.... sure enough, a ton of these big ants all over it (they were hidden under the cake).
Clutch, You wuss... When my brother, wife, and I were in Mexico, we order three Tequila Sunrises. They came out, but with little specks in them. Upon further review, they were live ants.. swimming, floating, fighting for life. I drank mine down no problem, but my wife and brother were more squemish and sent theirs back (thinking the drinks would be remade). But, the second time around, the drinks still had ants, fewer, but still ants. They refused to drink them and the waiter said we could have them for free. So, I drank them both. Mmmmm...
