In Life you have 2 things to worry about You are sick You are healthy If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about. If you are sick you have 2 things to worry about You are gonna get well You are gonna die If you get well you have nothing to worry about If you die you have 2 things to worry about You are going to heaven You are going to hell If you are going to heaven you have nothing to worry about If you are going to hell you will see so many of your buddies there you have nothing to worry about! Be happy friends.
I read this from a tasteless joke book in the 80's: Spoiler What do you call one white guy with ten black guys: quarterback what do you call one white guy with 1000 black guys: warden
Extremely NSFW all in good fun don't hate me. Spoiler What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Spoiler Phelps knows how to finish a race
Okay, so this one's not too bad: Spoiler What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand? Spoiler Quatro Cinco!! bahahahaha :grin:
Wow this is terrible. Haha wow. Spoiler A black man, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a pub. The barman asks, "What can I get you, Mr. President?" Check out @ThefunnyRacist if you want to laugh really hard but feel terrible on the inside.
Don't know who watches the Challenge but this was messed up. She didn't mean it in that way tho. Spoiler
How do you castrate a white guy? Spoiler Kick his sister in the jaw. How did the white mother know her daughter was on her period? Spoiler Her son's dick tasted funny.
would be funnier if you specified it more like that be hillbilly or at least white trash or something
No... We all know that, for all purposes of this thread, all "Caucasian" or "white" or "Aryan" or "light-skinned" people look like this: <img src="http://www.mattblake.net/310/images/cletus-simpsons.jpg" alt="Cletus" />
They took away my rights to post threads because i made a thread like this one.....it was just for fun...and i gave a warning..
