What's the lamest thing you've done to impress a girl?

Yeah I probably wouldn't be so try-hard if I wasn't already getting something in return! But who knows, maybe.

 

Shocking ,,, coming from rimrocker

 

Glad to hear you're not friend-zoned, because that's also the first thought I had.

I've never been into HP, but would love to see some pics of this once you're done. Sounds like a cool thing to do for a friend.

 

I took it out.

 

Back in high school, I actually pretended to like the band Erasure.

 

pretended to listen to her talk

 

I made a love letter and drew Mickey Mouse and some other Disney stuff.

 

When I was about 6 I was playing in the back yard with a few of the neighborhood girls, thought I'd show off by jumping off the 2nd story of my wooden fort, broke my foot upon landing and proceeded to start crying like, well, like a girl.

 

Junior year highschool I made a pizza with the pepperonis saying "wanna date". When I went to pick her up I turned the oven off, but left the pizza in the oven. When we got back to my house, there was a burnt black pizza in the oven. I had to show her pictures of it.

 

I was an assistant mgr at a store in the San Marcos outlets for a while in college. A chick that worked there told me that it was a fantasy of hers to be banged in the office to repay her debt after her cash register came up short. Later that week I closed the store one night and made sure that her drawer was the last to be counted then let the others leave early. Sure enough, she was short exactly $10. She willingly repaid her debt then and there. Before we left she pulled two fives out her purse and set it on the desk.

It was lame (kinda) because one of the other assistant mgrs told me the same story a week later. He pulled the same trick, with the same results a week before. I thought it was funny and kind of cool at the time, but looking back I did some really stupid and reckless stuff in my younger days.

 

Yeah, I'll step in and vote "not lame".

 

Yeah I'll post some on here once it's done. It won't be nearly as nice as how I see it in my head, mostly because my artistic skills rival a 5 year old's, but it's still going to be fun.

 

indeed. Although being sloppy seconds is unfortunate

 

5th grade (and I remember this like it was yesterday)

Trying to impress a girl I slapped my hands together on a bee in a field of flowers.

SOB died but not before he stung the crap out of me.

So ended my afternoon date.

 

I got her new kids on the block binder stickers.

 

I killed a carnie.



Of course, I'm just kidding. I really don't think I've ever done anything to impress.

 

Didn't someone here accumulate a ton of rep points to impress some chick so she'd marry him or something?

 

lolll and he did it

 

Brah...... you are going about it the wrong way.