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What's the lamest thing you've done to impress a girl?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SleepyRodriguez, Apr 8, 2014.

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  1. SleepyRodriguez

    SleepyRodriguez Member

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    In my increasingly old age I can recall a few times I did some regrettable things to try to impress a girl. Yet because of my old age (and rampant alcohol abuse) those things escape me at this very exact moment. So in hindsight, what have you done to try to impress a girl that may have worked but makes you cringe that you actually did it?
     
    #1 SleepyRodriguez, Apr 8, 2014
  2. htwnbandit

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    Trying to be funny and thinking "wtf is wrong with me" 5 minutes later :p
     
    #2 htwnbandit, Apr 8, 2014
  3. heypartner

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    I told a girl I'm a good friend of thadeus
     
    #3 heypartner, Apr 8, 2014
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Open the passenger side car door. It's 2014. You can open your own damn car door b****.
     
    #4 Mr. Brightside, Apr 8, 2014
  5. Hmm

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    never felt a need to do something to impress a girl...
     
    #5 Hmm, Apr 8, 2014
  6. Jontro

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    Played guitar for her in a garden.

    But got them vijayjay fo shaw doe. Well worth it.
     
    #6 Jontro, Apr 8, 2014
  7. TheMystery008

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    Jontro is romantic?

    I thought you just let it out and it went from there.
     
    #7 TheMystery008, Apr 8, 2014
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    I can't think of anything. I'm sure there has to be something. Or maybe this explains why I am single lol.
     
    #8 FishBulb913, Apr 8, 2014
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    Frosted my tips.
     
    #9 Felixthecat, Apr 8, 2014
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    What year is it?
     
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  11. Phillyrocket

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    Lol guilty as well.

    I vaguely remember actually writing poetry for a girl in high school.
     
    #11 Phillyrocket, Apr 8, 2014
  12. Hmm

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    to be fair it was a Guitar Hero guitar... It was the thought that counted...
     
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  13. Sydeffect

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    Oops wrong thread
     
    #13 Sydeffect, Apr 8, 2014
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    In first grade I had a thing for this one girl so I threw a rock at her head.
     
    #14 rimrocker, Apr 8, 2014
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    At least it wasn't an air guitar.

    Jontro playing with his ting ting...:rolleyes:
     
    #15 TheMystery008, Apr 8, 2014
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    I am currently organizing a Harry Potter-themed birthday party for a girl that I am not dating but have been best friends with for several years. Complete with Platform 9 3/4 (three-yard fabric that I painted to look like a wall), Hogwarts model, all sorts of treats, drinks and potions from the series, green sand (floo powder), "floating candles", activities (tasks) stemming from the 4th book, wand-making station, and will play a HP-themed song.

    And I think that it's awesome.

    Although most of you might think that a grown man doing all of this for a woman he loves is lame ha
     
    #16 KDJ3, Apr 8, 2014
  17. Pete the Cheat

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    Damn. Friend zoned like a mofo. We can all laugh in retrospect (like the rest of this thread)

    Similar to OP my latter exploits are mostly a haze.

    But I do recall polishing off a pack of cigs w a girl at a bar who I had been crushing on from the moment I met her, AND she had just recently reentered the market that week for the first time since I met her. All of this just to keep her engaged in conversation.

    Well I had only smoked as many cigarettes as I could count on one hand up until that point and hit each and every last one like a big blunt....suffice to say a messy end result. And not even a booby squeeze for m'troubles
     
    #17 Pete the Cheat, Apr 8, 2014
  18. fallenphoenix

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    this is the saddest thing i've heard in ages. not the party, mind you, but the fact that you're doing this to win over a girl who friend zoned you.

    hopefully i'm wrong and she polishes your wand. good luck
     
    #18 fallenphoenix, Apr 8, 2014
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  19. KDJ3

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    Nah I'm not friend zoned, we're best friends but have dated and we've been hooking up for the past year. Just not into dating
     
    #19 KDJ3, Apr 9, 2014
  20. fallenphoenix

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    good to hear :grin:
     
    #20 fallenphoenix, Apr 9, 2014
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