What's the DUMBEST status update currently on your Facebook wall?

How awesome was that?!

 

Wow bad breath comes from your lungs.lol

I get this crap all the time

 

http://miguelmolinajr.com/node/44

 

Some girl I met at Nox a couple of times --

Before the lingerie party at the mansion (;

and proceeds to put up a pic wearing lingerie. I mean the girl is cute but she's an attention w****. Constantly putting up pictures of her food, saying stuff like Lately ive been getting told I look like Eva Mendes I really don't think she's cute :/..ya whatever - Mendes is one fugly chick

Ive deleted her..only to be re-added saying why did you delete me. Im a nice guy so I said it must have been by accident :grin:

 

What's wrong with a good looking girl wanting attention ?

Your insecurities are getting the best of you.

 

Dude, I don't give a crap about the sushi you're about to eat. I bet that you're one of those.

I think exactly the opposite. If you're secure, you don't need to garner attention. It just comes naturally, unlike you and most of your posts.

 

I don't get the sushi line? All im saying is dont think classy woman dont want attention either. But instead of worrying about someone's past or analyzing their twitter, just live in the moment and see how you vibe off each other. I know intelligent chicks who say the stupidest **** on facebook but that's just their sense of humor, and ignorance is hilarious.

Dont hate on the playful brotha samuel.

 

Let's see..

Don't know what that means.

 

I hate this "copy to your wall" BS. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

 

Why do people still write in the third person so much for status updates? I know this started because facebook use to have it default as "(user name) is ... (insert status)" but it's been several years since that changed.

I don't get annoyed too much on fb anymore, but I've probably got close to a third of people hidden bc I hate reading about nonsense.

 

Aww damn, Ron and Sam at it again...

 

I'm not worried, broski. I'm just replying within the context of the thread. To say that Mendes isn't cute is dumb esp when you're not as hot as her. And the sushi comment was in reference to my original point of providing daily updates of your lunch and dinner via pics is pretty dumb. It's just my opinion.

 

The "hide" feature is the best thing facebook ever came up with.

Now I only receive status updates from people I deem worthy.


The dumbest status right now is probably this...

I'll give you guys 1 guess as to which bbs persona said this

 

not true.

the "deactivate account" feature is the best thing facebook ever came up with.

 

HA!

Let's see. " _______ from 80's - early 90's heyday was better than current ______!"

Too easy.

 

This was a comment on a friend's status.

 

Here's another one from couple of days ago that made a lot of people LOL

"WOW I CANT ****IN EVEN
U CALL MY HOUSE SAYIN I GOTT INTO A FIGHT WHEN I DONT DO ****
AND THEN TELL CALL MA DAD
HOLYY ****TTT FML"

 

"Who's hiring? I'm doing the work of two people because somebody quit and as a result I'm not going to be able to meet schedules and I don't want to be thrown under the bus."

Someone commented:

"Hmmmmm, posting on FB about things like this will probably get you fired regardless, so you may want to look harder. FYI, make sure you delete this and any other complaints regarding work as well. I was a Head Hunter (which there are plenty swarming around these chat sites) I wouldn't look your way, regardless of your credentials. Just an fyi, these sites are predicted to be the number one cause of being terminated from a job. Another fyi, there is no such thing as "they can't fire me for this, I'm not at work or I will sue."

 

I don't have a facebook.

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