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What's the best way to overcome a drunken embarassment

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major Malcontent, Jul 9, 2006.

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Best Way To Overcome Drunken Embarassment

  1. Apologize profusely to anyone who might have been offended

    15 vote(s)
    17.9%

  2. Avoid everyone who was there time will cause it to "blow over"

    10 vote(s)
    11.9%

  3. Find out everything which transpired...memory loss might mean you are in more trouble than you know

    17 vote(s)
    20.2%

  4. Whatever you do...don't find out what your lost memories are..you don't wanna know

    11 vote(s)
    13.1%

  5. Stay drunk so you don't have to think about it

    28 vote(s)
    33.3%

  6. It doesn't matter cause the mods are gonna lock this faster than a Hoopsworld trade thread

    3 vote(s)
    3.6%
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  1. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    I guess maybe I'll stop swimming in raw sewage.
     
    #21 OldManBernie, Jul 9, 2006
  2. Saint Louis

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    Have some more to drink, admit to being a lush and act like you don't care. They'll admire your self confidence.
     
    #22 Saint Louis, Jul 9, 2006
  3. Saint Louis

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    Do you get that from banging dead corpses?
     
    #23 Saint Louis, Jul 9, 2006
  4. SWTsig

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    tell her to get the hell out of your bed.
     
    #24 SWTsig, Jul 10, 2006
  5. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    As opposed to all the other varieties of corpses?
     
    #25 StupidMoniker, Jul 10, 2006
  6. rhadamanthus

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    Wait....what?!
     
    #26 rhadamanthus, Jul 10, 2006
  7. Dubious

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    #27 Dubious, Jul 10, 2006
  8. Agent94

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    Were you f***ing sasquatch?
     
    #28 Agent94, Jul 10, 2006
  9. JuanValdez

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    Are you responding to Major Malcontent or ima_drummer? I guess it's good advice for either of them.
     
    #29 JuanValdez, Jul 10, 2006
  10. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

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    Well I have tried putting out some feelers to my less judgemental friends who were there....but they have yet to get back to me.

    Am too scared to call the ex girlfriends until I know exactly what happened

    I'll let ya know!
     
    #30 Major Malcontent, Jul 10, 2006
  11. Saint Louis

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    I was sort of thinking gangrene (dead tissue) and dead corpse (dead tissue), but you have a point.
     
    #31 Saint Louis, Jul 10, 2006
  12. swilkins

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    Need more details on the depth of it.

    I got drunk at a biker bar, mind you. I was having a conversation with a girl. She must have been uncomfortable, when some bikers started appearing around her. The bartender asked me to leave. I did, but not before I told one biker to be wise and back off. He was only with about five other bikers. Ya right, lucky them. :rolleyes: They knew I was drunk and just left me alone to collect myself and leave. I was lucky. I waited 2 years before I went back. I didn't need any reminders. I wasn't even coming on to the girl. It was just idol talk. Apparently, she didn't feel the same way.

    One time I got so drunk that I was carried to my doorstep. I was told the next day that I walked over to the guys pool and pissed in it. You know that cold chill you get, when you just found out you did something bad? Well it was there full force. The a-hole was just kidding, but stretched it out as long as possible. I never went to a party with him present, because I didn't trust myself. I wanted to hang his ass to a wall like no one I've ever known.

    Hopefully, you learned from it. If you didn't pull out your wang and pee on anyone, you might be able to live it down.

    Better luck next time.
     
    #32 swilkins, Jul 10, 2006
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