I'm sorry but I laughed at this and I'm Mexican! I am a traitor to my own country. Speaking of learning new languages, I've been trying to learn Spanish and Mexican Sign Language(I already have a DVD for this so I'm good with this). What is the best online translator? Babel Fish is a piece of ****!!
I have never had a good experience with online translators. I don't know of one that has the flexibility to handle different sentence structures. However, if you know the language well enough, sometimes you can translate the babel fish gibberish into proper English.