never went to my gf's funeral bc it was in hawaii. Other reasons why were that i had no money to go there, bound to lose my job if i did. But now that i think about it, if i could do it over, i would have.
she had cancer, its sad cuase the family doesnt talk to me, and if i wanted to visit the grave site , i wouldnt know wer it is.
Hmmm, stole a twix from 7-11 when I was 7 or so. My parents totally busted me. Stole drumsticks from some girl in 7th grade band. One of my friends asked me straight up if I took them, I said no. Confessed many years later as he just looked at my dumbfounded saying he stood up for me. What a guy! Somewhere around the same time, I was hanging out with a kid on the street, and he was bad. He broke into a neighbor's house and I went with him. We only stole some pr0n. I'm guessing he didn't report that stuff stolen. Man I stole a lot. Feel bad about all of it, probably why I detest thiefs. I can't even borrow a dollar these days without returning it asap.
Damn. Bunch of choir boys. I would not confess here to the worst thing I've ever done, but as a point of reference, it would be worse than the time we placed a home-made pipe bomb in the clown-head intercom of an early Jack-in-the-Box drive through. (If you're not old enough to remember, the drive-throughs used to have Jack's clown head to talk into to place your order.) Luckily, no one was injured since it was like 3am. However, the head did fly about 30 feet in the air and was quite hilarious to watch. We were young, stupid and stoned during the 70's in Houston.
Too many regrets to type. One time my sister (14/15) and I (10/11?) were fighting and I picked up a pair of binoculars (old ones with a heavy metal case with a leather strap). I swung them like David on Goliath and hit her in the head with them. She dropped like a sack of potatoes - she was out cold. I was so scared - not because of what I had done, but of the HUGE amount of trouble I was going to be in. She came to after a few minutes but she didn't know she had been knocked out. I didn't tell her and for some strange reason she didn't tell our parents. To this day she doesn't know.
I had a class in high school, and on one of our tests the teacher said we could do it ourselves, work in groups, or all collaborate together, however we wanted to do it. Everyone decided to copy my answers and instead of letting them or telling them to do their own work I tanked it on purpose.
I knocked up an ex girlfriend of mine. Problem was we lived in France and, contrary to what the right wingers think, it was very difficult getting an abortion. We had only a few options which were compounded by the fact that we were both straight out of highschool and with limited funds. We had to go to Barcelona, Spain to get it taken care of. After she had the procedure the nurse specificaly told me that she shouldn't walk and that she needed plenty of rest. I didn't want to pay for a cab so I made her walk ten blocks to a bus stop that would drop us of at the hostel. Pretty ****ty in retrospect but not nearly as bad as what ensued later that evening. That night some freinds (two austrailian chicks) we met on the train there came over and asked us if we wanted to go clubbing. My ex says no and I say no as well. Reminding me that she's just going to sleep she says "you can go if you want." So I did. Hostel had a midnight curfew so I never made it back in time. Instead I had sex with one of the Austrailian girls at a hotel we rented cause we couldn't get back in. I always feel like the biggest POS when I remeber that story.
I could write a book of things, but since the sexual variety are more entertaining....I was seeing this girl and we went to my apartment to get freaky. After an hour or so of marathon sex, we were laying in bed and this other girl I met a few days before calls me wanting to come over. The girl I was with got pissed and said she wanted to leave, so without taking a shower, I took her home, said see ya later, then went and met the other girl and did her too. Good times.
I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket and climbed up to the balcony..and then I made a puking noise And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, then this was horrible: All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
