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What's in Trevor Bauer's Locker?

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Landry's Tooth, Apr 9, 2021.

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What's in Trevor Bauer's Locker?

  1. Lady Bic Razors

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  2. Nail File

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  3. Bottle of Syrup

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  4. Lock of Burt Reynolds' chest hair

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  5. All of the Above

    14 vote(s)
    77.8%
  1. Landry's Tooth

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    What's in Trevor Bauer's Locker?
     
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    After all the garbage he's sent the Astros way on Twitter it appears he may have been doctoring the balls or a teammate did for him...

    Only instead of trash cans being thrown on the field he could be looking at Bic razors and bottles of syrup...

    Maybe he's learned the Vasoline Ball from former Indian Ed Harris...
     
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    Tampons
     
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    Meh I hate tyler as much as anyone but let's be real here.
    Tyler was frustrated and jealous of other pitchers (cole) success.
    He knows he can increase his spin rate by using a substance and trolled mlb.
    This won't end the way we want it to.
     
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    MLB isn't doing anything they didn't say they were going to do months ago. They made foreign substances on the ball a "point of emphasis" this season and said they'd be taking baseballs out of play for analysis.

    If this was Bauer's idea of trolling, he's a ****ing idiot.
     
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    I meant he was trolling by basically admitting he was going to do it. He put a big target on his back.
    I can confirm his idiot status
     

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