...but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Village Idiot Up the Irons Corporal at Arms Rockets-only fan Big O Cunning Linguist Sportin a Woody I wonder if these are obscure enough so that very few get them... I hope so.