OMG- I'm not just saying this because it's Clutch, but this is award-winning stuff- "The Problems have acquired the Answer"- sides hurt from laughing- THANKS A LOT! They could play the Sex Pistols' "Problems" every time they took the court for pre-game warmups: "Too many problems Oh why am I here I need to be me 'Cos you're all too clear And I can see There's something wrong with you But what do you expect me to do? At least I gotta know what I wanna be Don't come to me if you need pity Are you lonely you got no one You get your body in suspension That's no problem, problem Problem, the problem is you"
The Houston Deaf Smiths The Houston Karankawas The Houston Texians The Houston Privateers The Houston Empresarios The Houston Runaway Scrapes The Houston Ships The Houston Channels
The Houston Rocketz The Houston Hezbollah The Houston i435ntoi3rngdn2ro346$3534YTG The Houston Fockets The Houston Unicorn Muffins The Houston Negro (singular) The Houston Shower Curtain Rings The Houston Tomatoes
might as well get back the Houston Gamblers since it seems that's what refs were doing everytime we had a big game.
Hello, Miguel Molina here. BBS poster and Rocket enthuuuuusiast. Is your Cat making too much NOOOISE all the time? Is your Francis constantly dribbling around driiiiving you CRAAAAAAZY?! Is your Cato clawing at your salary cap? Think there's no answer? YOU'RE SO STUPID ...I couldn't think of how to end this, as Rocket Mittons is kinda lame... so I'm just gonna cut the joke there.
In honor of Trader_Jorge, long may he lurk, I propose: The Houston Conquistadors. Probably not going to help that much with the PC issue though, if "Rockets" becomes a ... Problem.
First of all I don't think will happen because in this case I think Rocket refers to the vehicle used to get our Astronauts into space. I know they came from San Diego, but I believe that was also their intention, it just worked well for us. That being said, if they *had* to change it and they stayed in Houston, I think the would stay with the aerospace theme and go with the Houston Starships
