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What would you rename the "Rockets"?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. Yak

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    the Houston Hyper-Speed Disaster-Blaster Monkey-Trappers
     
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    Houston 281 330 800 Fo
     
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    The Houston Hustle
     
  4. Crazy One

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    #124 Crazy One, Jan 4, 2010
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  5. MiracleShot

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    Nope. I am 13, and due to NASA, space center etc, and the rocket launch at TC, i associated it with space travel.
     
  6. tinman

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    The Houston 99ers!
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  7. jvu

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    Haha Wow.. I'm glad no one here owns the Houston Rockets..
     
  8. cjtaylorpt

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    Okay I stop :(
     
  9. cjtaylorpt

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    Btw, I'm obviously not serious.
     
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    The Houston Pedo Bears

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    The Houston Icecream

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  11. lauradelenn

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    Actually, I'm glad to know that. Thanks.
     
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    This^

    So I would vote no change
     
  13. yeah

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    Houston Hemorrhoids.
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    2nd post ever, and it's a winner!
     
  16. iconoclastic

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    Houston Olajuwons

    hey if the Browns did it, why not the Rockets
     
  17. dandorotik

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    The Houston Mussolini Headkicks

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    eh, I got nuthin either
     
  18. BeCoMiNgThEbEsT

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    idno but Houston Clutch??
     
  19. Clutch

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    How about tackling it head on with the Houston Problems? The media would look like idiots overplaying it. "Houston, you have a Problem" -- yeah, well, we got lots of Problems.

    But you got some other options here:

    "Houston is giving us Problems in the post."

    "According to GM Daryl Morey, the Problems have acquired The Answer."

    "Aaron Brooks is a Problem!" -- proclaims Von Wafer.

    "Tracy McGrady is a Problem right now... but not for much longer."
     
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    The Houston (Jeff) Foxworthies
     

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