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What would you rename the "Rockets"?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. roksoer

    roksoer Member

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    the houston photon torpedos so we wouldn't have to worry about a name change until we'd have space wars space violence and space crime 8)
     
  2. ROXTXIA

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    The Houston Cohetes.

    Except we'd drive away even MORE of the white football-is-king crows. And we'd get too many Houston Cojones jokes.
     
  3. Zfan

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    Houston Pandora. Rockets' destination.
     
  4. Prince

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    Houston Hurricanes

    Houston Victors ;) ( from Joel Osteen hehehe.
     
  5. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Oh okay, I guess it makes sense. It would probably help if I'd seen the movie. lol

    Wait.... is that the kids soccer movie, OMG that movie was killer awesome!!! :grin:
     
  6. AMS

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    Houston Comets
     
  7. RV6

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    i think there was a uni change after those and before the name change..
     
  8. Shroopy2

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    Houston Yaozers



    Just sell all into that market already like they already want to do
     
  9. BasketballReasons

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    Cut the "City+Team Name", go for straight ballin, call them:

    Clutch City
     
  10. RV6

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    the Houston Crunch.....and i have no idea what that means or refers to, it just sounded good.
     
  11. dachuda86

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    The Houston Huskies just to piss off Raptor fans...
     
  12. Ricksmith

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    the houston hakeems. /thread
     
  13. finalsbound

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    The Red Glare.

    ...too commie?
     
  14. BugOnAHarley

    BugOnAHarley Member

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    The word Rockets does have some positive meanings that are not violent, unlike bullets. So, though I don't see this ever becoming an issue with the PC police, I will submit a hypothetical entry.












    The Houston "Howitzers"

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    That should keep PC police quiet.
     
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  15. sjackson0

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    LMAO!!!

    cLASSIC
     
  16. dantonv08

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    Houston Rockstars
     
  17. durvasa

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    How about: The Houston Hustlers


    Double meaning, plus the alliteration as a bonus.
     
  18. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    why are the uniforms different on the Bullets?
     
  20. Francis 4 ever

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    Houston Hurricanes actually makes a lot of sense.

    Will make for good headlines when we steal CP3 from NO and dominate them for a decade.
     

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