The Houston Mavhaters The Houston Jazzhaters and, my obligatory anti-pc pick, the Houston Waterboarders.
Houston Hustlers Houston Outlaws Houston Hurricane Houston Aliens Houston Martians Houston Whataburgers
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Rockets has to be one of the best names in the Association perhaps change our names to the Houston We know our uniforms are extremely terrible...s
No, I think you just go with Houston Champions (or Champs for short).......... "My favorite basketball team is Houston, they're the Champions!" "I thought the LA Lakers were the Champions?" "No, Houston is!" "So which basketball team do you predict will be Champions this year." "Has to be Houston."
Whoever suggested the Texas Houston's...I agree. But if that doesn't work: The Houston Chupacabra You don't ***** with a chupacabra. Everybody knows that.
Or, If we wanted to keep the space theme, why not honor Houston resident George Clinton and go with The Houston Mothership Connection LOGO: AD CAMPAIGN: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j3WE0fM70X4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j3WE0fM70X4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DnvvVsKCPLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DnvvVsKCPLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> MASCOT: