Not bad. How about Bandits? (as in, they made out like...) SKYWARN Doppler Cyclones F5's Tornadoes NEXRAD Bricktowners Trains Capitals Pioneers Flyers
There is a team in the NBDL named Tulsa 66ers. There is also a minor league hockey team named the Tulsa Oilers.
They could easily drum up a Joe Dirt look-a-like amongst their fanbase and use him for a mascot and go with... Dirt Merchants Dirt Devils Dirty Legs
I'm sure the local university would b**** to high hell. Probably file a law suit if the name were capable of copyright. But you can morph Super Sonics easily into Super Sooners.