Whatever happened to fighting for what you want? If you and the young lady agree that you want to be together, fight for her! Work out a plan, let him down easy then move on...happily ever after.
I'd copy this and send it into penthouse. Of course, you have to put in front of it that you can't believe that something like this could never happen in reality, but it happened to you.
That dude was talking smack to you. He sounds like a total bizitch. Because if someone bit my girlfriend's breast I wouldn't be talking shizerkun, I would beating the living F*(K out of them. Sounds to me like you have the inside track on this girl simply because he didn't lay into you. Why don't you watch a Clint Eastwood movie (Hang em High will do) and then calmly and cooly go claim your prize. If you kiss her and she doesn't like it then you know what that universal love is worth. If she bites, then you know what that universal love is worth. And when Mr. Don'tbitetitties gets hostile just give him one of those Clint looks and stand your ground. Don't be a hothead and start **** for no reason, you probably won't have to. If you do though, it could be worth it. Go for the nuts, the eyes, the throat, and the knees. And don't hit him the head, unless it is with a chair, because you will really f^ck your hand up.
Definitely try it without fighting first. But you can't let this girl see you taking anything off of freak boy. Girls like the alpha dog.
Yep...I think girls like it if you use fighting as a last resort. But they do NOT like a guy who won't stand up for himself. If the other guy forces the issue, then be the alpha male. In short...I pretty much agree.
Dallas Thomas - First, I'm going to differ from the majority. When I was in my late teens and my early twenties, I wouldn't hestitate to get into a fist fight over a woman. In retrospect, I can honestly say that there wasn't a one of them that was worth it. In other words - not a single one of them lead to a substantial relationship. Secondly, if you get into a fight and you are on parole that is bad news. If you are not on parole and you get into an altercation, there are some risks that you may want to consider. If you hit this (male) person and you do damage, you leave yourself open for an assualt and battery charge as well as a law suit. A worst case scenario (but surely not impossible) is a case where you leave this person paralyzed or dead. The latter will land you back in jail. I got into a fight in high school and beat someone up badly. (He pushed me into it, I was always a passive person until angered). About six years later, this person died of a brain tumor. Did I cause this? There is no way to determine, but it has been on my mind for a long time. As far as your relationship with the girl (I can't bring myself to use the term "woman" sorry, no offense intended), there is a cliche that sounds corny but fits - "If you love something, set it free". IMHO, the "relationship" you have described is currently dysfunctional. Get on down the road, get your act together, grow as a person and get a healthy (or healthier) self-image but most importantly - develop a solid personal value system. By moving away, you place time on your side. The two of you can always get reaquainted later. If the two of you have grown into stronger people in the time apart, then the friendship will be stronger because neither of you is "needy" of another person to complete you. (You are each "independent" as opposed to "dependent"). Apologies for being long-winded. I have never been married and have been very active "socially". All of my relationships looked a lot different when viewed in the rear view mirror.
F*** em. You set this dude up with the lady. He set you up for a bad rap. Turn him in as anonomously as possible.
