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What would Yao have been like if he were raised here in America?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Jan 10, 2005.

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  1. RocketManJosh

    RocketManJosh Member

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    Do you work for Fox?
     
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    half his salary wouldn't be taken away by his home country. us chinese-americans don't give half our income to china.....
     
  3. daoshi

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    Shaw Bradley?
     
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    This thread reminded me of a quote from either Clutch himself or Jeff:

    In other news, Yao said the word "the."

    :D
     
  5. cglede

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    WHat if he was raised with Micheal Jackson & Bubbles instead...

    would he even be playing basketball at all or playing with something else???????????????????:p
     
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    He'd probrably ask to be traded right about now.
     
  7. noize

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    ...he would probally look like this.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. macho GRANDE

    macho GRANDE Elvis, was a hero to most but................

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    Looks pretty good. Maybe he should try it.
     
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    And most college division 1 team.
     
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    If Yao was a little bit taller, could he shoot the ball so high that he himself could not block it (assuming that he could jump)?
     
  11. noize

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    He looks more aggressive. The head band I could actually see Yao put one on, but the corn roll....forget about it.
     
  12. RocketForever

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    I have never seen any Chinese born here had that kind of hair style. Well, Yao is a NBA basketball player. May be he would be different. :)
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    Thats like the Chinese version of Jason Williams. Instead of White Chocolate, it's Chinese Chocolate.
     
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    I had a bad dream recently and in it OCP was chasing me. I don't even know what I did wrong.
     
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    i think if yao grew up in america...he wouldnt be deaf in one ear and would speak better english...
     
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    Not Yao Ming, that's for sure.
     
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    Is there such a thing? Sounds interesting..
     

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