Screw the flag, just staple one of those reflective orange triangles that they use on tractors to his back.
Jesus might like to ride in a solar powered El Camino. Probably just walk like Azadre said. Maybe Jesus would just take the bus if it ran off clean fuel. It would take noxious exhaust from 144 SUVS just to equal one METRO bus here in Houston. School busses, garbage trucks, 18 wheelers.... man they spray out some nasty stuff .
Jesus was a dirty hippy. I see him driving a golf without a muffler and a bunch of smart-ass bumper stickers on the back window. "I am my co-pilot", that sort of thing.
just as long as it doesn't have a muffler. The key to acting like you're an earth friendly hippy is polluting the hell out of the environment, and wrapping your pot smoking rhetoric in a veil of concerns about the environment. WTHWWTAA?
I think Jesus would drive a muscle car . . . say, a 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with the 450 engine . . . convertable of course!!
LOL! Dare I ask why? On a more serious note, I think the sentiments are good, but I agree that its not the SUV per se that’s the problem. It’s the unnecessary pollution and materialism, if this is in fact what the SUV is for you. If you’ve got a bunch of kids and/or you drive on bad roads, then it may be a practical vehicle for you.
He would have one of those compact cars you used to see sometimes about 40 years ago... the ones with propellers in the back. They can drive on water.
A Slapshot fan, eh? Now that’s Canadian culture for you. Canadian culture adopted by Americans would be more accurate, I guess. Maybe we’re assimilating you?
Jesus would want to roll on down the highway and do the tent revival thing. I think he would pick this: . He could also preach to truckers over the CB as he goes from town to town.
Seriously, I fully support any initiative to increase fuel efficiency (and I work for an oil company). There are very few cases where people need more than 4 cylinder cars for personal use, towing being the obvious exception). mr_oily Where do you work? I live almost across the road from Second Baptist Church on Woodway. Sunday morning is rush hour! I'm impressed that this thread has progressed this far without someone getting offended.
