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What Women Want.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DonnyMost, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    lol, i think pirc1 said it best. it depends on the woman's age. i agree that women's wants to do change as they get older.
     
  2. No Worries

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    Women want men, which is a bit self destructive imho.

    Women want an ideal man (a non-gay Ken) and will pretend that you are it as long as you don't sleep with their sister.

    Women want a man to read their mind.

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    Women also want a man other women want or already have. Women are very competitve with each other.
     
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  3. Invisible Fan

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    One giant ear...with batteries.

    A looped tape recorder is optional.
     
  4. SWTsig

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    how the hell should i know.... they don't even know what they want most of the time.

    they'll take what i give 'em and they'll like it.

    :D
     
  5. gwayneco

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    From www.instapundit.com
    IN THE MAIL: A copy of Norah Vincent's Self-Made Man : One Woman's Journey into Manhood and Back. It's basically a Male Like Me book -- she disguised herself (rather convincingly) as a man named "Ned," lived that way for several months, and writes about what she learned. I opened the book at random to this passage from the section on dating:

    Bisexuals know that hurt gets inflicted by both sexes in equal measure if not always by the same means. But for these women -- who had never dated other women, and thus never been romantically hurt by them -- men as a subspecies, not the particular men with whom they had been involved, were to blame for the wreck of a relationship and the psychic damage it had done to them.

    It's hardly surprising, then, that in this atmosphere, as a single man dating women, I often felt attacked, judged, on the defensive. Whereas with the men I met and befriended as Ned there was a a presumption of innocence -- that is, you're a good guy until you prove otherwise -- with women there was quite often a presumption of guilt: you're a cad like every other guy until you prove otherwise.

    "Pass my test and then we'll see if you're worthy of me" was the implicit message coming across the table at me. And this from women who had demonstrably little to offer. "Be lighthearted," they said, though buoyant as lead zeppelins themselves. "Be kind," they insisted in the harshest of tones. "Don't be like the others," they implied, while having virtually condemned me as such before hand.


    It was enough to make me want to read the whole thing (and to be glad I'm not single!), and I did, at one sitting, last night. I think the book's terrific, and it's going to make a huge splash. Helen's now grabbed it, and she agrees so far. We're going to try to get Vincent on for a podcast interview next week.

    posted at 09:59 AM by Glenn Reynolds
     
  6. Phi83

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    What most women want? A pinky finger in the poop-shoot!
     
  7. hotballa

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    What women want:

    1. A nice guy who will massage their feet
    2. Someone who will respect them
    3. A nice guy
    4. Someone who will listen to them



    What women need (without knowing it, in most cases):

    1. A guy who will make them massage his feet
    2. Someone who will tell them what to do
    3. A guy's whos a major a-hole with the rest fo the world, but supremely nice to her (all men are required to watch "The Last American Virgin" to learn this lesson)
    4. Someone who will listen to them.
     
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  8. Drewdog

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    What do women want??

    Chocolate - All the time....

    Shoes - Trust me, its an addiction.

    Someone that will listen, but for God's sake dont offer advice!
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    This just in... [beep][bee-beep][beep!]
    An influx of women is moving into New Orleans... [beep]... Stay tuned to Fox 26 for more coverage on this story after Geraldo At Large!...
     
  10. rhester

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    Men are experts.
     
  11. MadMax

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    preach it, brother. my wife has tiny feet...so we're always in a constant search for the "right" shoes in her size. shoe shopping is my least favorite activity on the planet.
     
  12. RunninRaven

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    Well, unless my Yahoo Trash email folder has been lying to me, women want a guy with a 14 inch penis that remains hard 24 hours a day and who can impregnate them from 50+ yards away, somehow.

    Oh yeah, and one that will video tape them having sex with animals.
     
  13. Hakeem06

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    that's the smartest thing said in this thread....
     
  14. 3814

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    anything over 6 inches.
     
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    A man who is confident and can take care of them financially.
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    This, in a nutshell, is correct.
     
  17. rubytuesday

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    For the most part, I think y'all are correct. I, as shallow as this may be, also want a guy that compliments me on my looks. That's the one thing I feel lacking in my rltnship now and it bothers me. I know he's not the type to do so, he's not very verbal with his feelings and thoughts. But I remember some guy on this board awhile back saying he always compliments his wife just b/c it makes her feel good. It may seem wrong, but some women need to hear it.

    the confidence, financially stable, smart, common sense, funny thing all work too.
     
  18. BigSherv

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    guys that will rub their backs
     
  19. Elle Woods

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    OMG I though I was the only one who thought that! Lol, I hope my husband checks this thread later to see that I'm not alone!
     
  20. Davidoff

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    From the basic wants their animal instincts
    They want a provider of food (MONEY) and someone who is healthy to procreate with and help insure the safety of their offspring..
     

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