"I don't know what I want to eat." Translation: "I know a lot of things that I DON'T want to eat and I want you to keep giving me meal options that I intend to shoot down.
This is the one I get the most. Also, and this isn't entirely related, but something about women in general and my gf specifically... I get scared when she does something that should have been done by me. For example, she cleans up after me in the kitchen or carries my laundry upstairs for me. Because I never know if it's an act of kindness or if it was done to remind me that I should have done those things, and I am now in her debt. And I will have to repay her many times over before we'll be even again.
In defense of dudes, when we say we're not thinking about anything, we mean what we were thinking about either isn't important enough to discuss or could get us in trouble. That's why we think about it quietly instead of talking your ear off. Take a hint, ladies.
I am constantly spaced out thinking about nothing. Especially at work. Your comment doesn't apply to me.
Same for me. I am sometimes so spaced out that when I "wake up" I sit there and wonder, "How long was I in that temporary vegetable state, and why did I just zone out like that?" And I never know the answer.
To add to this I get "Whatever it don't matter, wherever you want to go" then she proceeds to shoot down every place I want to go or suggest!
She says: "I'm really just looking to have fun for a while, see how it goes." She means: "Marry me!!"
Last night, I am in this situation where she says whatever you want and I am driving down Mason rd and say how about Pei Wei? She says, "That's fine, but I kind of wanted to eat at the Black Eyed Pea we passed up back there." Really? You don't say. Woman you are eating Pei Wei tonight!
"Hey, what's up?" or "Hey, how's your day?" Translation: Hurry up and say "nothing" and ask me how MY day!
