"I don't want to pick a fight with you" = there's something I'm not happy with, but can we have a reasoned discussion about it without anyone losing their temper? (no, this does not mean we have to be right, though may depend on which one of us you're talking to.... some of us try to be fair) "Fine. Go ahead." = I really don't want you to and I hate this, but I can't think of what I can do about it right now. Ugh. Maybe if you hear the tone of my voice when I say this, you will realize how disappointed I am and feel bad for me or think things over again. "Nothing." = so much we don't even know where to begin talking about it Some of us give these types of answers when we are unhappy but either don't want to start a nasty argument (and figure the guy on the other end will turn it into one - some of y'all are bad about losing your temper) or just don't even know where to begin anymore. And the post above about how many thoughts a woman can have going through her head while putting up a glass in the cabinet is pretty accurate. That's why we are always asking y'all what you are thinking. And we don't believe it when you say "nothing". We are surprised you can function as human beings with heads that empty. Meanwhile, you are glad to and you feel bad for us having so many thoughts to deal with. Guys: be good listeners. This doesn't mean never talk, but ask her about things. Sympathize. Give her time to talk. Be friends. This is a better way to get women (for long term relationships) than all those things such as money, looks, and everything you think we want.
"Nothing." = you should KNOW. I shouldn't have to tell you...and I'm not going to tell you until you ask me 40 more times.
Just say okay, and leave alone. Sit there under he glare until she bursts. They are such freaking attention whores.
"Oh yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!! You're SOOOO big baby! Yes, yes..." - enough already, please finish, i'm tired & have to get back to my husband.
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guys - "What's wrong now?" girl - "Nothing" translation: "YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO USE TELEPATHY TO READ MY MIND AND I REFUSE TO USE COMMON SENSICAL LOGIC TO DISCUSS AND IRON OUT THE PETTY DETAILS THAT I'M 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 OVER REACTING ABOUT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY AND CONVENIENT FOR HUMAN LIFE ON EARTH"
Woman really pissed of about something you did on a Saturday night... Man: Goodmorning, want something something, or breakfast... Woman: Neither Man: Whats wrong Woman: Nothing (Gametime) Man: Babe i'm gonna bring some friends over to watch the Texans game. Woman: Thats fine. (Halftime) Man: Starving honey, got some food. Can you put some chicken tenders in the oven? Woman: Nothing, and no. Man: Whats wrong? Woman: <Sigh> Man: Ok, ill put the food in. Ok gonna go back to the game. Woman: (nods) (Games over, Texans win, super happy and kinda drunk) Man: That was an awesome game. Want help cleaning around? Woman: Sure (evening: awkward dinner) (bedtime) Man: Alright dear...night...unless...<wink wink> Woman: (glare) Man: ok seriously whats wrong Woman: aksdf'askldjdf;ijasdlkfjiajsdfa;kjdsf;lka;dskldjfaklsjddlfjalksdfadff... (lights off) ... ... Man: does this mean no... Woman: Hell no! Translation: waiting till you sleep before finding out what made your woman mad...is a bad idea...Dont be that guy...
I try and spend a lot of time thinking about things I have done that where mean or rude and I apologize for them because even if she handled it badly and was rude to me she wouldn't have been if I hadn't been so selfish and mean. Trained well.
Protip: When your girl asks you what you would rate her 1 out of 10, don't answer a 7. They only want to hear a 10.
The joke would be better or really complete if it was -The 3rd floor has wives that love sex, have money and love cooking. The 4th through 6th floors have never been visited at the Wife Store.
Some of the young cats on here need to take your advice to heart. Absolutely on point. Plus what you said about thoughts going through the head and how females don't understand how guys can say they're not thinking of anything is actually insightful. I'm sure a lot of females find that difficult to believe but it's so true.
