What were you doing when Calderon took that final shot?

I had my butthole clenched pretty tight

 

I was more stunned in disbelief from the Rockets' botched inbounds plays preceding the Mavs' last possession.

 

I was in a fetal position.

 

I basically knew there was going to be an open shot for 3 when Lin ended up on Dirk. That first shot was obviously short, but when we failed to get the rebound, I jumped out of my seat out of shock. That second shot had my heart skip a beat because it looked like it had the distance. Losing that game would have been a damn shame because we completely outplayed them through the entirety of the night. The Mavs simply didn't DESERVE to win.....we almost gave it to them, but even Carlisle said as much after the game.

 

I went emotionally numb -- that's my self defense mechanism kicking in -- without it I would probably be breaking things lol

 

I knee jerked and yelled the the Rockets deserved it, projecting both shots would go in, after two of the worst inbounds attempts I have ever witnessed.

 

I turned off the stream after that turnover and just relied on yahoo's play by play.

I was looking for something to destroy at that time. Fortunately for the stereo's remote, he missed twice.

 

I YELLED BUCKET, good for us after McFail drew up the dumbest out of bounds play in history. Looked like a high school JV play!!

 

It was background noise for me because I was banging my wife and hoping I would inseminate her with twins so that the world could be a better place and Clutch fans would have two more pricks in the future to post appropriately inappropriate comments.

 

A mixture of this:

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and this:

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Watching Game of Thrones.

 

I was in car listening to the game and almost got into an accident as I was SCREAMING, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Once game was over had to pull over and catch my breath. Wasn't in the condition to drive

 

aging rapidly from stress

 

Jacking it

 

Sleeping. Sorry I didn't share in the panic, guys.

 

Screaming Ooooo as he released his first 3, he missed sighed a quick one second relief then they got rebound and I went quiet. I knew he was going to shoot again so I started screaming no this time.

When the time finally ended, wifey was like yaaaay, she looked at me and was like whats wrong. Stupid Rockets make me feel like this after ALWAYS blowing leads, GAW!

 

I was sitting on the side of my bed watching a stream on my computer. I didn't make a sound, but I threw my arms in a defensive position over my stomach and squeezed my legs together like I was trying to protect my balls from getting stabbed. It was actually a pretty funny instinctual reaction to have.

 

how did dirk airball that 3 and calderon miss 2 wide open looks?