I'm working from home today so I have my stack of Cosmo and Glamour. The section I was referring to is Guy Confessions. I should have changed the title to confessions instead. I'll type a couple of funny blurbs. "All my female friends know me as a prankster, so one day, out of sheer boredom, I thought I'd send a mass text message to get a rise out of them. I thought about it for a while before writing a message that read 'I miss you...Let's meet up for sex later.' Thinking it was hilarious, i went through my phone book and looked up every girl before pressing the send button. Throughout the day, I kept getting funny response from girls who were either appalled or amused...that is, until I got a call from my mother, who angrily asked me why she had received a such a filthy text message from me. I couldn't even bring myself to look her in the eye after that." "During a party at my house, a girl whom I'd been seeing and I made our way to my bedroom. We ended up doing the deed on my floor, with her on top. When we were finished, I stood up to get dressed, and the girl started laughing. When I asked her what was going on, she pointed to my butt. Apparently, while we'd been going at it, a piece of gum from the floor had stuck onto my hairy behind. I struggled to reach around to pull it off, but it was so stuck that I ended up having to use ice to freeze it so the girl could pick it off."
When I was 5, I saw a razor blade somewhere in the house and I put it to use on the new sofa and settee my parents had just imported. Another time I got upset at my older sisters and grabbed the biggest steak knife I could find and chased them round the house. Lady Di- I have to confess I do enjoy reading that part of cosmo whenever my girl gets her copy. Guys, please don't take my man card away.
I once had to help a girl take out her vajayjay ring (it was one of those barbell shaped ones) because she didn't have the dexterity or grip strength to do it herself.
I'm ashamed this hasn't already been done... Once I met this chick off of MiGente.com (a latino community), it was back when I was on tour with Break! It may sound scandalous, but we decided to meet up and....
Oops my bad! Apologies. It's weird that it does actually make me feek better knowing it has already been covered though. I've been here too long.
